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On May 5, a Toronto Blue Jays fan named Joe made a regrettable decision that many fans before him have made -- he ran onto the field during a game. He was tackled by security at the Rogers Centre, taken to jail and charged with criminal mischief.

With many of these fans-acting-a-fool cases, things usually stop after that. But this one is something special. Turns out the police officers who took Joe into custody wrote a hilarious arrest report empathizing with him because of how disappointing the "hapless" Blue Jays were, even back in May. Joe was "giving Jays fans a brief respite" from their agony, the police wrote.

We're learning this now because Joe -- the charges against whom were dropped on Wednesday -- went and created a website about his ordeal. He talks about everything from jumping onto the field to going to court. And shares the entire police report.