Kill la Kill - Image #663,492

Ah look, the hashtag that describes basically the entire cast.

Gamagori/Satsuki is the only straight ship I will even acknowledge as a worthy competitor in this show. All the others are just stupid and nonsensical and not in a funny Gainax kind of way. I mean, Ryuko/Inumuta? Really? Dude would stick his dick in his computer before hitting on her.