My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Image #705,318

So missionaries only go to where they're sent to by teh internet? Huh, I didn't know that. Here's a hint to the gender-ambiguous purple person: ALL THE PLANETS OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM DO NOT GRAVITATE AROUND YOU.

4chan missionaries?

Have you accepted Anon as your savior, faggot? No? Well, Shiggy 3:11 says that if you trust him with all your heart and lurk moar, you too can be saved. Dubs confirms.