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File: 1388884955313 png-(679 KB, 912x1424, Sonic.png) Anonymous 01/04/14(Sat)17:22:35 UTC-8 No.525222626 >Be me >A huge sonic fan >l watched all the episodes, played all the games, and, on occasion, go to the conventions loved Sonic and I'm pretty sure he loved me he had given me I woul >One night, when I was praying, I heard the spin up noise Sonic makes when he does a roll attack coming from my closet >There he was. In my room >l am so happy. I have waited for this moment all my life >His d--- was only 3-4 inches, so l thought the butt sex wouldn't be so bad >WhatI had forgotten is how fast he is and that his d--- was furry >He proceeded to f--- my tight ass at the speed of sound >l got 3rd degree rug burn in my ass, but it was totally worth it >l only want to please Sonic He d"Wanna chili dog?" >l nodded gratefully d pray to Sonic every night for all >He put his ass to my mouth and shat a chili dog into my mouth and deepthroated me with it. >l choked and gagged several times but managed to swallow it whole >It was the best tasting thing I had ever eaten >He yelled "Gotta go fast!" and then jumped out my window and ran into the night >Sonic is love. Sonic is life

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Sonic is Love, Sonic is Life


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I've decided to also put this gif into this gallery due to the fact that James is making fun of the whole Shrek internet culture phenomenon. If it ought to belong into the regular Shrek gallery instead, then go ahead and sacrifice me aswell. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZJAKd4hg_m0" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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