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leasantandca tolifte candidycara A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn't like it is in the movies or in p---. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid... you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren't truly enjoying it! Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is! this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr i've always said if you can't laugh with the person you're having sex with whie you're having sex with them you shouldn't be having sex with them. God My husband once walked up behind me while i and he put his penis on my shoulder and said was sitting in the living room just watching t.v... "hello.." THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED it worked, but not before I laughed for days. For that last comment I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you'll end up with. Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it's an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes "HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE." And I COMPLETELY LOST IT On a completely different occasion I said "don't stop" and he sang ALL of Don't Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping. Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him? Or the time my partner's friends blasted "Eye of the Tiger" through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie? Story time: I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we'd hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the "Do Not Disturb" sock on her bedroom door and called out "Thrusters to full! Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back "We're giving it all we've got, Captain!" and her roommate started f------ dying outside the door Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever It got better

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Jack the Dipper

Jack the Dipper

Jun 03, 2014 at 11:44PM EDT

>virgin
>but these are kind of funny

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Kazu

Kazu

Jun 04, 2014 at 07:32AM EDT in reply to Jack the Dipper

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