Story time /bl. Feel free to contriboot wl your own similar stories summer of 2008 'm 14 years old >Dad wants me to get a summer job swtf how do i do that at age 14 >pretty sure it's illegal >anyway l ask my neighbors if I could dog sit while theyre on vacation >this is all just to please my dad >definitely dont want to do this s--- >their dog is as old as me -14 >big ass labrador >thing looks like its three steps from deaths door >3 days into their vacation >i unlock the door to their apartment Pits f------ dead call Jim and ask what to do with it >he says take it to a vet who's just down like 4 blocks >THE VET FOR A DEAD DOG tell him how idiotic that sounds they anticipated it and made plans to get it cremated >question is >how do i get this big f------ lab down 6 flights of stairs and 4 blocks down the street without having people see me carrying this dead dog don't have a car or license >Jim tells me to put it in his daughters luggage that was left behind >so i stuff this s--- covered dog into the suitcase realize it has a broken f------ set of wheels >so i'm carrying this s--- down the stairs >heavy as hell for my 14 year old body >get to the 3rd floor >some dudebro asks if i need help >dont want him to question the luggage sor seeing the dead dog if it opens or some s--- >he insists and helps me carry it down >ask what it is >make up some b------- that its electronics >some sort of speaker system those are heavy right? swe get to the first floor >he lifts it up on his shoulders and bolts >had to call Jim and explain that his pink luggage and dead dog got stolen because some guy thought it was speakers cant even imagine his face when he opened that s---

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Story time /bl. Feel free to contriboot wl your own similar stories summer of 2008 'm 14 years old >Dad wants me to get a summer job swtf how do i do that at age 14 >pretty sure it's illegal >anyway l ask my neighbors if I could dog sit while theyre on vacation >this is all just to please my dad >definitely dont want to do this s--- >their dog is as old as me -14 >big ass labrador >thing looks like its three steps from deaths door >3 days into their vacation >i unlock the door to their apartment Pits f------ dead call Jim and ask what to do with it >he says take it to a vet who's just down like 4 blocks >THE VET FOR A DEAD DOG tell him how idiotic that sounds they anticipated it and made plans to get it cremated >question is >how do i get this big f------ lab down 6 flights of stairs and 4 blocks down the street without having people see me carrying this dead dog don't have a car or license >Jim tells me to put it in his daughters luggage that was left behind >so i stuff this s--- covered dog into the suitcase realize it has a broken f------ set of wheels >so i'm carrying this s--- down the stairs >heavy as hell for my 14 year old body >get to the 3rd floor >some dudebro asks if i need help >dont want him to question the luggage sor seeing the dead dog if it opens or some s--- >he insists and helps me carry it down >ask what it is >make up some b------- that its electronics >some sort of speaker system those are heavy right? swe get to the first floor >he lifts it up on his shoulders and bolts >had to call Jim and explain that his pink luggage and dead dog got stolen because some guy thought it was speakers cant even imagine his face when he opened that s---

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