>Be Nickelodeon intern
>Be standing about pouring coffee while hack writers brainstorm new shit episodes
>Door slams open with a flash of light and chorus of angels
>ohshit.jpg
>it's him
>Stephen Hilleburg has returned to us
>He pulls out a sawn-off shotty and immediately turns it on Zeus and Casey- brains and spaghetti splattering the walls behind them.
>"Alright gentlemen, let's do my fucking show the right way"

THE SECOND COMING IS UPON US!
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!