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![⠀ Anonymous (ID: VMADXFCK) [+] >>461130422 (OP) # 03/08/24(Fri)17:10:27 No.461130566 will his casket lowering into the ground take f------ 5 episodes? >>461130762 # >>461132185 # >>461134825 # >>461136814 # >>461142984 # >>461148773 # >>461149781 # >>461149843 # >>461150715 # >>461152091 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/774/314/7a1.jpeg "Anon attends Akira Toriyama's funeral")
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![File: spongebob-funny-weed-quotes gif (357 KB, 500x280) ONKEY [□ Anonymous (ID:OS UBED) 08/07/14(Thu)22:25:45 No.561 186403 [Reply] 22561186617 >So i had this idea smonkeys are capable of learning things >monkeys have thumbs just like humans it is illegal for men to grow weed >what if we used monkeys to grow our weed for us instead of growing it ourselves Anonymous (D: 6h20AcLX) 08/07/14(Thu)22:27:14 No.561186617 that may have been the single most retarded thing i have heard](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/808/608/632.jpg "632.jpg")
![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] 11 (33 KB, 460x345) COFORTH MYCHILD Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:37:14 No.220 18485 ->-220184922-220185052-220185152-220185222-220185392-220186522-2201877- So /k/, what would hypothetically happen if you potentially maybe swallowed a depleted uranium bullet while drunk? Would such a person need any sort of medical assistance? Pic unreleated Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:38:56 No.22018492» 848 OP AND REMOVE KEBAB Goddammit Ik Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:41:08 No.220 18505 L Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:17.41 No.22018700 冖3201 8742>>220187523-220 8765 - You will die of radiation sickness 1kg of natural uranium emits about 3 mill curies of radiation per second Duis 17x heavier than lead, so I'm guessing your DU bullet weighs around 6.46 grams. DU is 60% as radioactive as natural Add all that up, and assuming it spent 6 hours inside your body, that's ((6.46/1000)"003)"60*60 = .069768 curies of alpha radiation your gut has absorbed. 1 curie is a f------ lot of radiation. Normally you'd convert that to rem, accounting for the fact that most af it will be alpha decay, with some secondary beta, and then compare that against the fact that almost none of it would make it 848 OP jesus christ dude get it together Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:42:45 No.22018515> File: Wow+this+comment+section+ (5 KB. 254x19 848 past your skin, but since you've ingested it, you've soaked up every last bit of it. It's the kid swallowing a 22lr thread all over again Any time now you'll start having digestive problems and pain as your epithelial gut cells start dying. and start violently vomiting. feeling faint etc. It'll all go away within a day or so. After that you'll have anywhere from a few days to a week before you start to bleed from every orifice, your skin starts to disintegrate and you suffer massive organ failure All of this can be reversed if you get to a hospital. Otherwise, been nice knowing you Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:43:42 No.22018522 22018541 OP Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:40:37 No.2201880422018808 dAndSaviour ipg (19 KB, 229x231) this isnt a hypothetical is it... f---- sake man, just how drunk are you? Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:46:48 No.22018541 22018564 So, /k/ids, what did we learn Last night, soviet-tier drunk Don't swallow radioactive s--- because you'll f------ die Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:27:00 No.22018747 22018765 2201876922018770 So, here's the whole story: >be me >there's some sort of stalker meetup >go there in my freedom parka >Some kids sitting in gas masks and talking about clear sky was s--- >thisisboring.mSv >decided to get drunk >6 bers later i hear this kid chanting about how he chipped off some DU bullet >he has this small chunk with him >while he brags about it, being the coolest kid, i go for the last 0.5l bottle >there are no 0.51 in the store there are only 1L left >f--- this i ain't coming back sober >got even more drunk >come back to the party >speaking gibberish i yellsomething like "i am the strielok" RIP in peace OP Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:30:37 No.2201876 welp, the zone claims another life it seems Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:30:42 No.22018770 He died so others may learn (82 KB, 400x542) VO DKA Just drink some more, and take antirads, you'll be fine, and if you don't you should Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:55:58 No 22018890 As a Slav, I grant OP the title of Honorary Slav load the quicksave take the bullet from the kid and proceed to swallow it >I'm the coolest guy there >drunk vomit myself to sleep Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:56:31 No.22018892> Δnnnvmnils07/19/14(Sat}13.31.27 Nn 2201 File: stalker dead (22 KB, 384x288) Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:44:18 No.22018826 i am the strielok" >DU penetrator Swear to God I bought this for my girlfriend once Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:43:38 No.22018820 It is alpha-active. It is not dangerous unless you eat it or something, but no one would do that, right? Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:57:32 No.2201 OP the most Stalker-est Stalker who ever stalked May he find hilarity in the Zone Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)14:00:08 No. 22018915 OP is cheeki-breeking his way to the zone-valhalla right now](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/808/229/17b.png "I am the Strielok")
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