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![File: spongebob-funny-weed-quotes gif (357 KB, 500x280) ONKEY [□ Anonymous (ID:OS UBED) 08/07/14(Thu)22:25:45 No.561 186403 [Reply] 22561186617 >So i had this idea smonkeys are capable of learning things >monkeys have thumbs just like humans it is illegal for men to grow weed >what if we used monkeys to grow our weed for us instead of growing it ourselves Anonymous (D: 6h20AcLX) 08/07/14(Thu)22:27:14 No.561186617 that may have been the single most retarded thing i have heard](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/808/608/632.jpg "632.jpg")
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![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] 11 (33 KB, 460x345) COFORTH MYCHILD Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:37:14 No.220 18485 ->-220184922-220185052-220185152-220185222-220185392-220186522-2201877- So /k/, what would hypothetically happen if you potentially maybe swallowed a depleted uranium bullet while drunk? Would such a person need any sort of medical assistance? Pic unreleated Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:38:56 No.22018492» 848 OP AND REMOVE KEBAB Goddammit Ik Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:41:08 No.220 18505 L Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:17.41 No.22018700 冖3201 8742>>220187523-220 8765 - You will die of radiation sickness 1kg of natural uranium emits about 3 mill curies of radiation per second Duis 17x heavier than lead, so I'm guessing your DU bullet weighs around 6.46 grams. DU is 60% as radioactive as natural Add all that up, and assuming it spent 6 hours inside your body, that's ((6.46/1000)"003)"60*60 = .069768 curies of alpha radiation your gut has absorbed. 1 curie is a f------ lot of radiation. Normally you'd convert that to rem, accounting for the fact that most af it will be alpha decay, with some secondary beta, and then compare that against the fact that almost none of it would make it 848 OP jesus christ dude get it together Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:42:45 No.22018515> File: Wow+this+comment+section+ (5 KB. 254x19 848 past your skin, but since you've ingested it, you've soaked up every last bit of it. It's the kid swallowing a 22lr thread all over again Any time now you'll start having digestive problems and pain as your epithelial gut cells start dying. and start violently vomiting. feeling faint etc. It'll all go away within a day or so. After that you'll have anywhere from a few days to a week before you start to bleed from every orifice, your skin starts to disintegrate and you suffer massive organ failure All of this can be reversed if you get to a hospital. Otherwise, been nice knowing you Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:43:42 No.22018522 22018541 OP Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:40:37 No.2201880422018808 dAndSaviour ipg (19 KB, 229x231) this isnt a hypothetical is it... f---- sake man, just how drunk are you? Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)12:46:48 No.22018541 22018564 So, /k/ids, what did we learn Last night, soviet-tier drunk Don't swallow radioactive s--- because you'll f------ die Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:27:00 No.22018747 22018765 2201876922018770 So, here's the whole story: >be me >there's some sort of stalker meetup >go there in my freedom parka >Some kids sitting in gas masks and talking about clear sky was s--- >thisisboring.mSv >decided to get drunk >6 bers later i hear this kid chanting about how he chipped off some DU bullet >he has this small chunk with him >while he brags about it, being the coolest kid, i go for the last 0.5l bottle >there are no 0.51 in the store there are only 1L left >f--- this i ain't coming back sober >got even more drunk >come back to the party >speaking gibberish i yellsomething like "i am the strielok" RIP in peace OP Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:30:37 No.2201876 welp, the zone claims another life it seems Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:30:42 No.22018770 He died so others may learn (82 KB, 400x542) VO DKA Just drink some more, and take antirads, you'll be fine, and if you don't you should Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:55:58 No 22018890 As a Slav, I grant OP the title of Honorary Slav load the quicksave take the bullet from the kid and proceed to swallow it >I'm the coolest guy there >drunk vomit myself to sleep Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:56:31 No.22018892> Δnnnvmnils07/19/14(Sat}13.31.27 Nn 2201 File: stalker dead (22 KB, 384x288) Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:44:18 No.22018826 i am the strielok" >DU penetrator Swear to God I bought this for my girlfriend once Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:43:38 No.22018820 It is alpha-active. It is not dangerous unless you eat it or something, but no one would do that, right? Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)13:57:32 No.2201 OP the most Stalker-est Stalker who ever stalked May he find hilarity in the Zone Anonymous 07/19/14(Sat)14:00:08 No. 22018915 OP is cheeki-breeking his way to the zone-valhalla right now](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/808/229/17b.png "I am the Strielok")
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![Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)21:42 No.80240xxx My dad would punish me with psychological torture. Drove me nuts. Here's an example >Tell Dad to F--- Off because Im playing Super Nintendo >Dad, displeased at my French, begins to formulate his plot >Wake up the next moming >Scares the crap out of me >Go to eat breakfast >Small beanie-baby frog cornes out of box cereal What the f--- >Backpack feels heavier than usual >Check middle pocket >Filled with, like, ten frogs Am t >Look out window to daydream as I often do >Beanie baby frog on outside windowsill >Sent out to hall >Pitch black because lights off and drapes pulled >Turn on light ENTIRE F------ KITCHEN FILLED WITH BEANIE BABY FROGS WHAT THE F--- >Heavy knocks on door >Turn around >Man in frog suit pressing his face against the door >Lock the door >A single frog in the middle of the floor on top of a piece of paper >Lift up frog >Take note son. >Scared, open door for frogman >Frogman, silently, slowly walks up to me know it's you. Dad," I say >He says in a voice nothing like my father's: T-- is not, Anon." >He takes mask off sit's my Uncle >My dad comes into the house laughing like an idiot p----- myself >Dad laughs and says, "We dont say F--- in this house, boy Now who's up for McDonalds? Seriously Dad where did you get all those f------ beanie babies from Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)21:52 No.80241XXx 260240709 80240926 There was another time when, while l was sleeping, he drove me about five miles away to where a Russian-American family he knew lived The Russian man and woman treated me like I had lived there my whole life. I was there for twelve hours before my father came to pick me up. Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)22:00 No.80241xXxx here >Dad catches me looking at forbidden websites (read: p--- [This was when I was younger]) >l know he's going to pull something crazy because I had wisened up a bit >He just grounds me from the computer for four days Four days later, turn on >Every single image (desktop, everything's icon, the mouse cursor) was replaced by a weird-looking triceritops picture he made himself >Computer is rigged so that dinosaur roars come out of it 24/7 >He superglued a toy Triceratops to the top of my monitor It was like this for two weeks before he took it off e still has and uses that computer monitor, triceritops and all Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22.14 No 80242xXX >Come home from school -Decide to eat ice-cream >He comes home when I'm in the middle of my third bowl >He is dissapoint when I can't eat my dinner -The next day come home >He is standing there in the kitchen with a sterm look on his eye with the Russian man from earlier story Dad tells me to sit down >He reaches into the fridge and pulls out a container of Moose Tracks ice-cream, my favoritest ice-cream ever >He pulls out two spoons -H e gives me half a s >After giving me a taunting taste he and Mr. Russia proceed to eat the entire bucket of ice-cream in front of me, savoring every bite and making "MIMMMMMM and "OOUUAAAHHH SOO GOOODDDD" sounds >If I try to get up out of my chair my dad would tell me to sit back down -lf I tried to close my eyes or look away my dad would stick his fingers in my sides, which I f------ hated >They force me to watch him and Mr. Russia eat an entire bucket of my favorite ice-cream >After finishing the dessert, he gives Mr. Russia a friendly beer and sends him on his way, and then asks what I want for dinner Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22 24 No.80243XXX >Make That's What She Said!" joke to my dad >He is disgusted by that form of humor >Two days pass -Find my closet empty but for one shirt A Turtieneck sweater >He got one of his tech buddies to rig a small microphone up to i sit records my voice and after one second of me talking, it emits a "That's What She Said!" >Have to wear it for a day to school I couldnt tell whether to be angry at or impressed by my dad. Eg Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)2240 № 80244XXX >Get in trouble at school for putting gum undemeath a desk just know my dad is going to pull some crazy s--- >Two weeks pass from the incident >Wake up one moming of putty stuck on the c pg single wad -it >Every night another wad of putty is stuck on the ceiling >This continues for one week >Dawn of the Eigth Day: There is a full circle of about fifteen wads on the ceiling >What the f--- -Dawn of the Ninth Day: Smaller putties spell out "UNDER BED" >Oh god I know it's you dad, Im not scared, I'm not scared >Look under bed >A tiny little man made out of putty >Dawn of the Tenth Day: Smaller putties spell out "IN DRAWER" >Another tiny little man made out of putty >Dawn of the Eleventh Day. Putties form an arrow pointing to the window >Since it was a school day it was about 5:30 in the morming and very dark t see s--- c cant -Flashlight comes on REVEALING A GIANT MAN MADE OF PUTTY OH GOD FREAKY AS F--- MASK OH GOD >Dad runs in, What, What?17 >MAN MADE OF PUTTY, DAD...wait, Dad? That isnt you? >Dad tells me to stay the f--- inside >He runs outside He and the Putty Man beat the s--- out of eachother >Fight travels to neighbor's yard behind hedge >Dad gestures for me to come out of the house walk over to dead putty man >Dad prepares to take off mask NOBODY UNDER MASK >Russian Man steps out of nearby bushes holding a portable radio playing the Twilight Zone theme >Dad tells me not to chew gum in school >We walk back home and they tell me about how hard they worked on this one I think that this one wins. Cant believe I forgot it](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/645/474/4bd.jpg "4bd.jpg")
![File: 1331529826.jpg-(36 KB, 400x393) □Anonymous (ID: CKyxd41G) 03/12/12(Mon)01:23:46 No.386385757 Ask a Satanist anything. [Reply] □ Anonymous (ID: yuLJ/kXY) 03/12/12(Mon)01:25:35 No.386386057 How's the 8th grade going?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/756/249/888.jpg "888.jpg")
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