Five Nights at Freddy's - Image #841,666

This is mind boggling, the amount of questions that are raised, the amount of suspension of disbelief that has to be sacrificed, Iove this 5N@F ship more than the rest but damn you sunk me with it, it is almost as fucking mind boggling as Donkey from Shrek having kids with a dragon.

Lil'Foxy & Lil'Chica : "Mommy, Daddy ? Where do babies come from ?"

Chica : "Errr…Darling ? Think we should give them… The Talk ?"

Foxy : "Aye…They be smart enough to figure it out eventually…"

Chica : "You see…When two animatronics love each other very much…they wait until it's dark and quiet, then they go together in the manager's office, they lock the door and then they…"

Lil'Foxy : "They what ? They what ?!"

Chica : "Then they send a purchase order for two little adorable babies to the manufacturer."

Lil'Chica : "But…Mister night guard told us stories about birds and bees. It wasn't a stork that brought us here ?"

Foxy : "Nah, tha' may be true fer humans, but ye lil' swabbies came via UPS, with extra bubble wrap !"