AS A BLAZBLUE FAN THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE SEEN ALL DAY.

"Listen up you white-haired ogre. By some hideous miracle your idiotic, hellish spawn is currently being carried by me. Be grateful that a drooling imbecile of your barking stature could even be narrowly capable of bringing forth a child from me. Not even the celestial gods would be able to understand how such an incident could occur. Now hurry and get on your maid's apron; you've got at least 18 years of servitude ahead of you."