Splatoon being attached to a satellite? I think other species might think us ascended if we do that. I'd hate to disappoint them.

I'm certainly curious as to what kind of story the single player mode will have. The gameplay makes me think of Ratchet and Clank mixed with Super Mario Sunshine (though now you're Bowser Jr.), but I curious as to what kind of craziness is in store for the whole story (and if the game has a bunch of different gameplay styles as well, since we did get a brief glimpse at an 8-bit side scroller level).