Friendly Reminder that most Friendly Reminders are just passive aggressive whining (◡‿◡✿)

>Be me
>Online
>Browsing through random stuff because I can
>See an interesting preview of a post
>Click on it
>Realize It's a 'Check your privilege' post with dozens of SJW tags
>Shield my disgusting misogynist eyes while trying to tap alt+F4
>Manage to close the page
>Thought I was safe
>Couple of months later become ill
>Self diagnose myself and discover a cancerous tumor in my brain
>Discover the tumor came from a carcinogen
>Trace it back a couple of months to the fateful day I clicked on that post
>The carcinogen came directly from the cancerous post
>Try /b/ therapy but it's too late
>Die knowing I should have blacklisted Tumblr