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perlockholmes sextspert Scenario 1: she picks the gun. She points it at the killer, pulls the trigger, discovers the gun is empty. Killer probably laughs for a couple seconds and stabs her in the chest and she's f------ dead Scenario 2: she picks any of the knives. The killer is probably more skilled in fighting than she is, so he comes closer and slits her throat and she's f------ dead Scenario 3: she picks the grenade. A f------ grenade. Pulls out the pin, the damn thing explodes and now they're both f------ dead Scenario 4 she picks the banana. Now let me tell you why the banana is the best choice of all. She can eat it for extra energy so she can run away from the psycho holding a knife standing in the middle of her kitchen. It's not all lost because she's still got the peel: she can pull a mario cart and throw that s--- right on the floor. The killer steps on the peel, slips and hits his head on the counter. Now she's all pumped up on adrenaline and sugar from the banana so she can do some squats or whatever Bananas are good.

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Basilius

Basilius

Dec 21, 2014 at 09:44PM EST

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ExcessiveKnife

ExcessiveKnife

Dec 21, 2014 at 07:39AM EST

Who the fuck just leaves a hand grenade laying around?

That shit costs money. Keep in it a lockbox so none of your sticky-fingered asshole "friends" walk off with it.

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