4chan - A stick VS 1000 us marines

By that logic, you actually have a draw.

Unless you can find a way for the stick to actually defeat the 1000 Marines.

You might try to argue that the stick will outlast the Marines, but that isn't the stick defeating the Marines.

From this point, it just becomes extremely philosophical.

"And if you burn stick?"
"You have very hot stick. Painful to pick up."