Anonymous No.16016621 27 minutes ago last weekend 3 am in the morning wake up and decide I want some delicious chicken tendies go into mommy's room and see her wrestling with new daddy do an Ultimate Splash onto the bed to get their attention new dad jumps out of bed and starts screaming at me mommy tells new daddy, "It's okay, Chad. He doesn't know any better." tell mommy I want tendies now she tells me nowhere is open start slapping my belly like bongo drums and chanting "Tendies! Tendies! Tendies!" new daddy puts on shorts and storms out of the house mommy starts crying tell her she should just be happy that Chad stuck his peepee in her dusty old vajayjay she tells me that's not nice and will take away my GBP points dare the c--- to try she goes to rip up my receipt for 100 GBP hears me unsheathing my katana she panics and scribbles me a check for 500 more GBP tfw the bitch drove to Wendy's that night Why does buying me tendies have to be such a f------ ordeal?

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O File: 1445215288691.jpg (55 KB, 438x438) Anonymous 1/06/21(Tue)06:52:13 No.827969426 [Reply] D >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >I'm hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Dumb bitch >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I like Mountain Dew Lightning >Butt rumbly braps of thunder >The tendies better get here >Or you'll get a mudslide from down under >Bitch Mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >l'm a grown healthy child >I like tendies >Spicey or mild >Stack my tendies high >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >Hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Bitch mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I'm a grown, healthy child >I like tendies, >spicy or mild >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried

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Anonymous No.16016621 27 minutes ago last weekend 3 am in the morning wake up and decide I want some delicious chicken tendies go into mommy's room and see her wrestling with new daddy do an Ultimate Splash onto the bed to get their attention new dad jumps out of bed and starts screaming at me mommy tells new daddy, "It's okay, Chad. He doesn't know any better." tell mommy I want tendies now she tells me nowhere is open start slapping my belly like bongo drums and chanting "Tendies! Tendies! Tendies!" new daddy puts on shorts and storms out of the house mommy starts crying tell her she should just be happy that Chad stuck his peepee in her dusty old vajayjay she tells me that's not nice and will take away my GBP points dare the c--- to try she goes to rip up my receipt for 100 GBP hears me unsheathing my katana she panics and scribbles me a check for 500 more GBP tfw the bitch drove to Wendy's that night Why does buying me tendies have to be such a f------ ordeal?

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