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The Tales of Hambeast Love. "But I gave you my pocky, you bitch!": 《sel.wueaboouales) To begin, I'm not reailly all that into anime. I like Ouran High Host Club, Hayao Miyazak's tilms and Avatar the Last Alirbender (idk it that even counts, but it's such an awesome show that I had to list it). That's about the extent ot my anime so anyways, this was waaay back in the day when I was an annaying treshman and didn t understand that some people are bad crazy I was at lunch, talking to my friend Cubs when he mentions his girtend is transferring to our lunch period. Cut they type you'd think to have a gintend, but I was lie,"good for you, bro!" and excitedly awaited for a teshtce at our lunch table. Well, his gitriend shows up the next day with a way too tight pink tank top (it was al, the tank top was a medium, she welighed like 250 bs), anda belit with Hatsune-Miku the one with the welird green hair). The girtriend shaill be known as Hambeast from hare on. She looks at me, and i like "Do you like anime? (That's not a very good opening line) Me, being the derpy and friend-craving freshmen I was, said "Kinda! I like Splirited Away and Porco Rosso by Miyazak! She punches me in the arm. Hard. Lilke bruising hard. That's not good enough!"I shrug, kinda confused,, and go walk away to talk to I thought that was the end of it. Little did I kcnow, the hambeast was watching me. She approaches me a few days later and just starts blabbing about anime stutf. She called me a waitu'(I had no idea what t meant), so I was le,"cool, thanks! Hambeast grabs me, and holds me tight, like I'm a limited-editian Totaro dall. We're gonna be best friends! I was getting to the point where I was like, "this is kind of strange... but I wasn t there yet so I ignored the foelling. The next day she brings Pocky to school and offers me some. My brother who is a weaboo himsethas given me some,so I m like, "I lave this stuf, thanis!"I eat it happily, ignoring the world around me Suddenly, her triend appears (a larger girl in anime gear and a very nice pair oft hiking boots), and they start yelling about how the other s a What was that about? I asked. Oh, just my ex getting all angry at me for maving on. shesmiles like this is a great achlevement. , I thought you were dating cuts?" I asked. Iam. she shrugged. "I'm bisexusl. Oh, thats cool, I tell her. "I'm pretty open-minded, to each their own. Hambeast's face lights up. Realy? she asks Sure! I tell her. "I support my friends! Hambeast changes the dacussion to Naruto and I forgot all about it... untl the next day. This time, I'm walking to lunch when I foel two massive sausage hands wrap around my upper-thigh/vagina area, causing mē to fall backward into tat tolds of my perpetrator. 'STORY, MY BFF! ! ! !" Hambest greets me. Look, it hasnt been a week and you're practically tingering me through my jeans. I try to scream, but I'm too shockoed to do anything. Trapped in the sagging clutches of my captor, I struggle to get loose. Hambeast thinks this is funny and ips me around so that rm like .3 inches tom her tce. Her gnp tightens. Oh my god.. . she's going to kiss me. My frst kiss going to be with a scary female weaboo who ls currently in a relationship with my triend Chubs. That's pretty much the polar opposite of what I want. My tree arm just decides to act without my brain's permission... and punches her in the mouth Thank god nobody in charge saw that, but my friends al turned to look at me and Hambeast in awe. She lets go of me, hoilding her now bleeding mouth. I thought we had something!"she yels through her hand No! Why an Earth would you think that?!" I yell back I gave you my pocky, you bitch! She runs off, and I never see her again. Chubs broke up with her shortly after.Assault is not good. TL:DR Whirwind romance with a pocky proposal, I end up punching someone in the mouth but keep the pocky 36 commients share ae hide g gold eport

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The Pocky Game / Pocky Kiss

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anime, reddit, weaboo, bisexual, pocky, assault, cringeworthy, saw this in a filthy frank video comment section, took forever to find it agian

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