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WE ARE ALL ISLANDS NOW. I NEVER REALI2ED How LONELY SAFETY IS OR HOW SAFE LONEINESS IS.

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SMBC Gets a Little Too Real


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@ Nhim Art ONE OF US, ONLY TELL LIES. THE OTHER, ONLY TELL TRUTH. WHAT'S YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBERS, AND THE 3 DIGITS IN THE BACK? ~-~ TO FIND THE EXIT, YOU MAY ASK US ONE QUESTION! ...HERE'S THE CORRECT EXIT, YOU MAY PASS NOW. MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER IS 1234123412341234, BACK DIGITS ARE 321. YOU HAVEN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. PLEASE LEAVE- NUH-UH!
WE'RE OUT OF CORNFLAKES BY WEDEKING SO DRACULA, I UNDERSTAND YOU MOVE QUICKLY AT NIGHT AND WORK WITH BAD FOLKS WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED. YOU'LL HANDLE THE BAD KIDS, WHICH GIVES ME MORE TIME FOR THE GOOD... aa WE HAVE A GOOD 401K, 12 HOLIDAYS A YEAR OFF AND I'LL THROW IN TWO ELVES EACH CHRISTMAS. I UNDERSTAND THEIR BLOOD TASTES LIKE FUJI APPLES WELL, MERRY CHRISTMAS YA STUPID, LITTLE JERK... BILLY COAL wereoutofcornflakes.com
WE'RE OUT OF CORNFLAKES THE 3 WISE MEN: AND WHAT'D YOU GET BABY JESUS? SOME NICE MYRRH. 101 MYRRH? THAT'S EMBALMING FLUID. WHAT THE HELL IS A BABY GOING TO DO WITH EMBALMING FLUID, IDIOT? I DON'T KNOW... MAYBE PRETEND IT'S GREEN LAVA AND TRY TO NOT STEP ON IT... OR SOMETHING. WELL WHAT DID YOU TWO GET HIM? 9 SOME SUPER HERO FIGURES. BY WEDEKING FIDGET SPINNER. CRAP wereoutofcornflakes.com
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Uploaded Feb 08, 2015 at 03:55PM EST

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