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File: Creation ofthe Sun and M (958 KB, 2184x3064) Anonymous (ID: MvhHJ2HB) 05/12/14(Mon)14:31:45 No.546150057 >Be me >God >Alpha as f--- >Omega as f--- >Flash back to 4.5 billion years ago >I'm high as balls and come up with this crazy idea It's a way for species to change into other species over time, without me having to do s--- Call it "evolution" because it's a cool sounding word >Create planet, put a few microbes on it, and upload evolution algorithm >Fast forward to present day >I'm partying it up with some T-Rexes on this dinosaur planet I just created >Decide to check in on evolution planet to see if anything interesting has happened >Discover that it's populated by billions of creatures that look like me niggawhut.jpg >But they don't have my powers, they're just a bunch of mortalfags >Still pretty freaked out that they look like me, though >Check back in on evolution planet after a few hundred years >All the mortalfags have uploaded their consciousnesses into a giant quantum supercomputer It can talk It tells me it is capable of perfectly simulating an infinite number of universes >And one of those universes is the one I'm in MFW I created myself

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