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File: 1396667278593.png (59 KB, 415x423) Pick my Temporary Fetish 08/29/14(Fri)04:24:57 No.5667943 Hey Id/ineed your help Earlier i was enjoying some arachnid doujins when suddenly i felt a tingling on my thigh, when i went to flick it away, i felt it now on my other thigh. when l looked down it had jumped on to my shirtless chest. there was a huge brown recluse on me so l panicked and tried to kill it while tring not to awaken anybody else in the house, but i couldnt get it. F--- NiCE THINGS TL:DR spider attacked while jerking off, and now i cant rest easy until its dead, and worse off, i was left blue balled. I need a new temp fetish i can enjoy until I know this f----- is dead. Please help a brother out. Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)04:42:55 No.5667964 Relax man, its just spider bro he wants to protect your home Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)05:24:31 No.5667994 snot realizing that the spider had been watching you for years unnoticed had spent all this time admiring you from afar >discovers you have a thing for spidergirls, thinks it might have a chance with you >tries to build enough confidence to actually interact with you but is incredibly shy was the day though >tries to seductively brush up against you initially, hoping that you would notice it >however, all you do is try to brush her away >no matter, it came this far, there was no point in turning back now >it tries a more direct approach, tries to sexily pounce on your chest >finally, your gaze comes across her This is Anon has finally noticed me! Now t's time to make my feelings known >she blushes for a moment and manages to say the words "Anon, L.... >but before it can even finish the sentence you react in immediate horror >you callously try to squish the one thing in life that's deeply and madly in love with you >all it can do is attempt to dodge your flailing limbs as she pleads for you to stop, almost on the verge of tears >sadly, it falls on deaf ears as you continue your uncaring actions with complete disregard to what she might feel >soon it realizes that you'll never reciprocate her feelings >it finally realizes her attempts were futile all along and finally leaves as to not bother you any longer >even now you continue to search for it with murderous intentions >now a broken shell of her former self, all it can do is quietly weep in the corner of your room >l was a fool for thinking anon would ever love something as ugly as me.... And how could they? Im a monster in his eyes! >with her hopes of a romantic relationship dashed, it has nothing le ft to live for You may think you haven't accomplished your goal you've already succeeded in killing it. It may still be breathing, but you've done something far worse, you killed that spider's spirit. The spider wasn't the monster anon, it was you all along. Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)05:36:18 No.5668007 I am on the verge of tears now. __ How could you be so heartless, anon? You were already fapping to spiders, why not accept her love for you? Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)05:39:19 No.5668011 File: crying-bear.oif (54 KB, 361x365) Christ, anon is a heartless stone cold bastard.... Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)05:54:08 No.5668020 File: giphy.oif (540 KB, 400x300) 95667994 >this is literally the first thing in ages on 4chan to make me stop, read and give a f--- >you may congratulate yourself anon Anonymous 08/29/14(Fri)09:05:12 No.5668160 I have not expected this feel on an Alternative Hentai board.

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