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Anonymous 02/05/15 (Thu) 13:21:14 ID: 732192 No.46761 4676746781 >>46728 Why is every fat girl convinced she is the master of b-------? Anonymous 02/05/15 u) 13:43 24 ID:d0a61a No 46781 >>74837 >>74857 >>78097 >>78277 >>78360 File (hide): 1423169004147.gif (1.84 MB, 425x247, 425:247, science intensifies.gif) >>46761 Well, because they are, and there's a bit of science behind that to prove it so, so bear with me. See, at a certain point of being morbidly obese, the low density of adipose tissue starts-slowly-to be overcome by the gravitational forces holding a body together. It's no longer about connective tissue, but about the sheer physical gravitational force on that body, holding together a mass of that size. Of course this means that the fat person in question is bound to a larger mass like the Earth, but it also means that a b------ from one of them involves sticking your d--- towards a gravitational central danger that your d--- may be "spaghettified" and torn to ever-smaller pieces by tidal forces as they enter orbit around her stomach, if she's just fat enough to generate a tidal force but not fat enough to rip your d--- off, it can be surmised that it is similar to sticking your d--- into a vacuum, especially because her point, in other words, the sheer tidal effects on your d--- as it enters that cow's mouth are enormous! While it is a considerable [ science fucktouples in size 1 physiology is now entirely dedicated to making things enter her mouth without any chance of escape. Works Cited: 1. The Journal of Fatassery, June 2009, "Tidal Forces in Adipose Tissue in Excess of 400 Pounds," Winklevoss & Sterner, et al. 2. The Journal of Theoretical BBW F------, October 2013, "Gross Weight as a Metric for B------ Potential Mapping." Brennan & Sjogrenson, et al

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