Super Smash Brothers - K. Rool Mockup

Here's a totally original moveset

Ridley's size problem isn't his height; it's his length. Ridley's can reach to ridiculous lengths with his limbs (so much that it makes Melee Marth jealous), and his tail… well, have you seen that thing?

His tail so fucking long that, in that latest PSA of his for Brawl, it reaches halfway across Battlefield… and this is supposed to be the mod that "proves" his size isn't a problem -- he's even been sized down to have the same height as Bowser!

Try to lower his size to a degree where these things aren't an issue, however, and you get a Ridley that looks like this, and it's absolutely retarded. I mean, seriously, just LOOK at that!

There's just no getting around Ridley's size. He's too fucking big.