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Anonymous 04/21/15(Tue)20:09:17 No.71477791 22714787592271470501 File: 1428670660826.png (41 KB, 336x325) 71477712 Maybe someday she'll cave in and start to spoon you? Anonymous 04/21/15(Tue)20:30:08 No.71478759、>>71479200 71477791 laying in bed >about to fall asleep >suddenly, door open, light flicks on its just Peridot, nearly passed out from her weeks-long "observation" of the "human intranet" >I would watch her when I got home from work, all she does is shitpost on 4chan and play Starcraft >but whatever she doesn't eat or really cost me much money besides from a slightly larger electric bill >plus she upgrades all my electronics in her spare time for fun >throw the covers over my head >Peri, I'm trying to sleep, turn the light off Move over, human caregiver. I need to sleep >Surprised, I move over, usually Peri sleeps while I'm at work >she gets in beside me, deftly batting the cat off the bed, muttering something about lower life forms >I'm not sure if she means me or the cat mention that the light is still on. She sighs a pretty dramatic act given that she doesn't need to breath, and makes a motion with her fingers. The lights click off. >I can feel her cold back pressed up against mine, I fight the urge to move away from the unwelcome sensation, she warms up after a few minutes pressed against me >So, how is the mission going? I ask her >Find any clues on going back to homeworld? >She grunts, obviously tired from her week long shitposting-and-starcraft marathon You've barely gotten. >She starts to drift off, I nudge her softly with my elbow. This is one of the only times she'll talk to me to this Earth's moon, even with.. .my advanced technology..I couldn't even get outside the local cluster much less get to homewor. >She begins to snore, softly, which is odd because when she first moved in she insisted gems don't need sleep >So, I ask, whats the plan? Are you going to try and disguise yourself, blend into society? Surrender to the gems? Or are you just going to keep freeloadi- >Suddenly, she shifts away from me. For a moment I'm afraid something I've said has upset her and she's going to start hitting me with her arm stumps like she has in the past.. ile: PERIDOT INTENSIFIES.gif (116 KB, 300x300) >71478759 but what she does instead is much more surprising >cold gemskin presses up against me as one of her arms wraps around my side >I can feel her hot breath against the nape of my neck >which is weird because she told me gems don't breath, either >but I'm not complaining >one hovering Peridigit presses firmly against my lips Shhhh, human. I require sleep. Stop talking now >l don't say another word, within a couple of minutes she begins snoring again, into my hair, one arm wrapped around my side >Maybe having a robot lady with a high pitched voice who looks at me like I do my cat, who I can't even f---, won't be as bad as I originally thought 기 fall asleep to this thought, a smile across my face. Maybe I've finally found love in this world >Do gems even know what love is, though? >Eh, who cares. Ill take what I can get. >this will never happen to you

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Anonymous 04/21/15(Tue)20:09:17 No.71477791 22714787592271470501 File: 1428670660826.png (41 KB, 336x325) 71477712 Maybe someday she'll cave in and start to spoon you? Anonymous 04/21/15(Tue)20:30:08 No.71478759、>>71479200 71477791 laying in bed >about to fall asleep >suddenly, door open, light flicks on its just Peridot, nearly passed out from her weeks-long "observation" of the "human intranet" >I would watch her when I got home from work, all she does is shitpost on 4chan and play Starcraft >but whatever she doesn't eat or really cost me much money besides from a slightly larger electric bill >plus she upgrades all my electronics in her spare time for fun >throw the covers over my head >Peri, I'm trying to sleep, turn the light off Move over, human caregiver. I need to sleep >Surprised, I move over, usually Peri sleeps while I'm at work >she gets in beside me, deftly batting the cat off the bed, muttering something about lower life forms >I'm not sure if she means me or the cat mention that the light is still on. She sighs a pretty dramatic act given that she doesn't need to breath, and makes a motion with her fingers. The lights click off. >I can feel her cold back pressed up against mine, I fight the urge to move away from the unwelcome sensation, she warms up after a few minutes pressed against me >So, how is the mission going? I ask her >Find any clues on going back to homeworld? >She grunts, obviously tired from her week long shitposting-and-starcraft marathon You've barely gotten. >She starts to drift off, I nudge her softly with my elbow. This is one of the only times she'll talk to me to this Earth's moon, even with.. .my advanced technology..I couldn't even get outside the local cluster much less get to homewor. >She begins to snore, softly, which is odd because when she first moved in she insisted gems don't need sleep >So, I ask, whats the plan? Are you going to try and disguise yourself, blend into society? Surrender to the gems? Or are you just going to keep freeloadi- >Suddenly, she shifts away from me. For a moment I'm afraid something I've said has upset her and she's going to start hitting me with her arm stumps like she has in the past.. ile: PERIDOT INTENSIFIES.gif (116 KB, 300x300) >71478759 but what she does instead is much more surprising >cold gemskin presses up against me as one of her arms wraps around my side >I can feel her hot breath against the nape of my neck >which is weird because she told me gems don't breath, either >but I'm not complaining >one hovering Peridigit presses firmly against my lips Shhhh, human. I require sleep. Stop talking now >l don't say another word, within a couple of minutes she begins snoring again, into my hair, one arm wrapped around my side >Maybe having a robot lady with a high pitched voice who looks at me like I do my cat, who I can't even f---, won't be as bad as I originally thought 기 fall asleep to this thought, a smile across my face. Maybe I've finally found love in this world >Do gems even know what love is, though? >Eh, who cares. Ill take what I can get. >this will never happen to you

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