BITCH, YOU HAVE A FUCKING PSYCHIC ON CALL 24/7. YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO CALL OR PAY THIS MISS CLEO MADE UP OF TINY LESBIANS

This is not a concern. There is basically no chance this kid will get seriously hurt in a random accident. Garnet will simply punch it.

And also- HEALING. FUCKING. TEARS. You literally have an endless source of max health potions. Just bottle that junk and keep it on hand.

But Pearl: didn't you know that a lot of incidents are domestic ones?

I would suggest living in a tent, but random animals attack.