Hands him copy of SM4sh
Guy: But this isn't what I lost…
Me: And what you lost was Melee. Accept the present Meleefag, Sm4sh is the shit now.

1. Why do you have a picture of the disk lying alone like that? (Unless it's just a picture of someone else's. (or the disk being reported missing is a ruse in an attempt to get a disk of the game))
2. At first I though the disk was actually on the sheet of paper. So it'd be like "MISSING" and the person who collected the reward would be the first to notice the disk is right there, like some weird puzzle in an adventure game.