Y'know…someone DREW these.

Not only did someone draw these, they drew them pretty fucking well. Like, whatever illustrator got hired for this job probably looked at the absurd concept and just went "Fuck it, if it's a job worth doing, it's a job worth doing right" and then went through a long process of studying kissing poses, studying animal anatomy, using all the reference they could to make the drawings look as realistic as possible… I would've fucking quit illustrating for good if I was given this job. The filth would just never go away…