Rule #1 of creating self-inserts/avatar OCs:

Don not make it anything that is immediately and easily sexualized, unless you're ok with the porn. This includes anything remotely resembling a woman, or a man for that matter.

Rule #2:

Regardless of if you obeyed or disobeyed the first rule, admit defeat and acknowledge that the internet can and will materialize all possible depictions of their desire to have sexual intercourse with anything and everything. Including your self-insert/avatar OC. Especially your self-insert/avatar OC.

I suppose the one good thing about Ben Garrison is that his comics are ripe for edits like this.