You don't see a lot of R34/NSFW nun pictures aye?

It's a perfect visual metaphor for them: Always trying to project a "family friendly" image that thinly veils all the degenerate stuff they let celebrities and advertisers get away with.
But GOD forbid you dare to get too raunchy in from of them if you're a small channel, because Heaven's fury is going to descend upon thee with great anger an vengeance.