Apple Watch - Why the Gold Apple Watch Costs $10,000

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When you order the watch, you're prompted to check a yes or no box to the question "Are you a millionaire?" If you answer "No", Apple ships a free cattle prod with your product that instructs the user to heat it up until it glows and press it against their forehead. Once the excruciating pain ends, you're left with the phrase "I'm a moron" irrevocably burned into your face but it's ok. Everyone already knew that after seeing you buy a $10,000 watch.