Many a tear has escaped my d--- for our nation's most loved gorilla.

Bonzi's back, and he's goofier than ever! In a nintendogs-style game where you can take care of Bonzi bb and nurture him into a supreme state of consciousness, or send him to the depths of agony if you so wish, I explore the many complex facets of this groundbreaking game that is sure to set the standard for all games to come.