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I found this thing the other day. You fill out a form, and you have a perfectly bad fanfiction!
This one doesn't make much sense though…
RandomMan,BSOD and Amanda B. were all sitting in their house that they owned one day…
A/N: I made my own character for this story. I hope you'll like him!
She was Serenity Serentiy Rider of tubesteakGlorifica
He was born under the shady dark red moon of the last oktober of the second millenium after the Great Shit.
His father was the king of all the lands of our kingdom from the Beyond. His mother was born of the Ferry of Wisdom and Beauty.
Every day Platinum ware the most beautyfil outfits the worlds have ever seen. His favourte is a transparent deep purple jacket that reaches down to his angles and is decorated with signs of insignia. Platinum takes long walks at the penthouse beach where Platinum is acoompanied by his faithful Jortföljitr (A/N: I got that name after I watched Thor!), his faithful companion ferral dire lionworf.
But one day Platinum was walking down the beach and then Platinum saw a great dark light appearing in the middle of the beach. It was great and dark and was everywhere but especially the middle where it was the greatest and darkest of all.
Oh faithful Jortfulljitar! Platinum said!
Jortfalhitr looked at Platinum with his great aburn eyes and snuffled up to Platinum in fear and comfort. And growled at the grat Black and Dark lgith. Jortfialjiral was a great and vicious beast Platinum evaganlised in his head. But Platinum must have said it out loud because behind him a mysterious voice said Thats indeed a great and vicious beast you have there.
It was RandomMan!
Platinum had heard of RandomMan all this time but he had never met His! Platinum wouldn't have dreamed to actually see that He existed in this dimension! His father is the king of all the realms and dimensions and he had known that RandomMan lived in one of his rears and but it was quite exciting.
But Platinum cared for none of that. Because when Platinum saw RandomMan, Platinum was drowed in his the perfect orbs of his soul that was embedded deeply wthin his head.
After what seemed like many eternitys we were awoken from our mutational dream we were having together. Because…….!!
Eyjafjallajökul groelwd once more at the great black thing (it was sort of like a swirly thing, but sworly doesn't quite sound epic so i didn't describe it as swirly. But it knid of is)… and it rapped open!
From within the deepest and darkest earas of the realsm Platinum saw forthcoming a beast of greatness. It's evilness was radiating from the skins of other beings that it wore and swriwling around its head ( Platinum thinks it was its head) came forth the souls of the beings that had suffered while it atea them.
Platinum was flabbergasted. Platinum reached out from his blue jacket and Platinum held before more the AllDUst that his mother had enstruated to me so long ago. Platinum held it before me and spoke the words in the acient Furry Langugae that his mother had taught to me as her mother had taught it to her and hers mother had taught it to her after she had won those words from the Great Dragon JarriJalleJar!
JortFullJarriJalle was a great evil beast that had tomented the lands of his father and his father couln't do anything about it because he was yet still a small child of a boy (his father is really old you see, like the Doctor!)
A/N I got bord of writing the fanfic as it was so I decided to change things around. I hope u guys like it!!
She was as of yet the most beautifyl thingy in the whole wide world, RandomMan believed her to be. As she faigjt the great hitler-esq liberal_genius, her Annette Funicellos bobbed up and down consistantly like someone making love in a car. She swipped sexlyat the liberal_genius and was more than anything RandomMan had seen before. Her beatiful feistful pressure shocked liberal_genius's henchmen into copulating before her.
Platinum, take my sword! said RandomMan, and give it to the greatness before us. She will need our legendary sword in order to defeat the great fearsomeliberal_genius
And lo! Platinum did so and the maginificent great mysterious woman took the sword and stabbed liberal_genius.
He was defeated. But was liberal_genius? Because as RandomMan ran towards the mysterious strange beauty of His draems and was about to share the greatest kiss He(and more) had ever given to someomne in the history of mankind, liberal_genius rose up and fled!
And this is where the story ends…
It has come… to my attention… that "some" "people"… don't like my stuff. They say that it's…it's all islamophobic (if their women arent ugly, then why cover them up, HUH?!U tell me, HUH!?) and dull and anatomicly impossible (whu cares?! It's FANTASY). That hurts me a lot. Really… a lot.
Do u know how long it takes me to write my stories? Do u think I like it being stuck at home with nothing to do but writing my soul into my art? I don't have a lot of friends and I was on team Jacob!
Writing is the only thing that makes me happy, but if that isn't good enough for u people, then I'm going to call it quits!
Yes, that's righr! I won't finish this story! YOU WONT EVER FIND OUT THE END! HAPPY NOW?!!!!
I want to thank PrettyVoldy5 and Tinkercorn for beta reading, but I… I… I… just can't take it anymore.
Cya internet. I'll never use you AGAIN!
