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I challenge you to a pokemon battle!

Last posted Jul 08, 2012 at 03:48PM EDT. Added Jul 06, 2012 at 11:26PM EDT
102 posts from 27 users

I choose you, Magikarp!

Make your move, motherfucker.

Jul 06, 2012 at 11:26PM EDT


Limeugly is not pleased.

Jul 06, 2012 at 11:39PM EDT

tehanonymous0 wrote:


Limeugly is not pleased.

Jul 06, 2012 at 11:41PM EDT

I choose you, Ditto!

Ditto, transform into Magikarp!

Jul 06, 2012 at 11:44PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

I choose you, Ditto!

Ditto, transform into Magikarp!

Quick, Magikarp! Use a splash attack!

Take that, RandomMan!

Jul 06, 2012 at 11:48PM EDT

Go feebas! Hit that ditto with a powerful splash attack!

Jul 06, 2012 at 11:49PM EDT

Zaratth wrote:

Go feebas! Hit that ditto with a powerful splash attack!

Thanks, bro!

Jul 06, 2012 at 11:52PM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

Thanks, bro!

No problem!

Feebas! Thats enough! Go Scizor!

Finish it off with false swipe!

Jul 06, 2012 at 11:57PM EDT

I CHOOSE YOU, PSYDUCK!

Tremble before the power of my mighty Psyduck

Last edited Jul 06, 2012 at 11:59PM EDT
Jul 06, 2012 at 11:58PM EDT
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SCIZOR! RETURN! GO PSYDUCK!

Use Confusion!

Last edited Jul 07, 2012 at 12:00AM EDT
Jul 07, 2012 at 12:00AM EDT

[Ditto has only 1 hp left]

Come back, Ditto!

Go Metapod!

Jul 07, 2012 at 12:01AM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

[Ditto has only 1 hp left]

Come back, Ditto!

Go Metapod!

Eww, Magikarp! You’re all sticky! Come Back!

I choose you! Other Magikarp!

Jul 07, 2012 at 12:05AM EDT

RandomMan wrote:

[Ditto has only 1 hp left]

Come back, Ditto!

Go Metapod!

Erm…Psyduck! Magikarp! Come back! Go kakuna (aka samus)!!!

Oh no!! Its the opposite sex as metapod!!!

Jul 07, 2012 at 12:05AM EDT

Greninja wrote:

I’m your First Gym Leader.

Muaha! You will crumble before my mighty pokemon! I will soon be a pokemon master!

GO METAPOD!!!

HIT IT WITH A ROARING HYPER BEAM!!! Huh? You dont know it? What do you mean you DONT KNOW IT?

Trainer uses pound!

USE IT!

Jul 07, 2012 at 12:10AM EDT

Arceus! Use Hyper Beam!

I choose you, Zubat! Use Supersonic!

Last edited Jul 07, 2012 at 12:28AM EDT
Jul 07, 2012 at 12:11AM EDT
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Shit. A Rock Type Gym Leader. Time to use some RARE candy.

`

It’s kind expired but whatever!

[Feeds Magikarp the rare candy]

[Evolve!]

Uh…..

Jul 07, 2012 at 12:11AM EDT

VanManner wrote:

Arceus! Use Hyper Beam!

I choose you, Zubat! Use Supersonic!

NO! CHARMANDER!

Charmander: HURRR DURR DURRR

Me: “dies”

Jul 07, 2012 at 12:12AM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

Shit. A Rock Type Gym Leader. Time to use some RARE candy.

`

It’s kind expired but whatever!

[Feeds Magikarp the rare candy]

[Evolve!]

Uh…..

SCREW YOU GYARADOS! “Tackles magikarp, shoves in back, and flies away”

Jul 07, 2012 at 12:14AM EDT

Zarathh wrote:

I choose you, Gengar!

Use Hypnosis!

Metapod! Learn Leer! Use leer!

Jul 07, 2012 at 12:15AM EDT

Zaratth wrote:

Metapod! Learn Leer! Use leer!

Okay. Really. Stop responding to every post, man. You ain’t a answering machine.

Jul 07, 2012 at 12:18AM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

Okay. Really. Stop responding to every post, man. You ain’t a answering machine.

Here you go, now you can have as many answers as you want :3

No charge.

Jul 07, 2012 at 12:20AM EDT

Natsuru Springfield wrote:

What? Metapod is evolving!

Wait…what?

Metapod’s shell is shrinking!

WHAT IS GOING ON?

The butterfree inside is being crushed!

NO!

“Blood spills out”

“Kicks metapod out of the gym and walks out”:

Jul 07, 2012 at 12:28AM EDT

Well I am Gary Oak, so I win this battle by default.

You can all go crawl home and wish that you were me.

Jul 07, 2012 at 12:43AM EDT
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@Tim

Trick question. RandomMan is Gary Oak.

Jul 07, 2012 at 12:47AM EDT

Tim the Enchanter wrote:

Well I am Gary Oak, so I win this battle by default.

You can all go crawl home and wish that you were me.

Yes master

Jul 07, 2012 at 12:48AM EDT

What’s going on in this thread? A hard Metapod and a splashing Magikarp?
Let me show you how a real fighhh- OH MY GOD THAT METAPOD IS BLEEDING!
The Magikarp is a wizard, I can’t fight wizard Magikarps I’m out of here.

Save us Gary Oak!

Last edited Jul 07, 2012 at 12:51AM EDT
Jul 07, 2012 at 12:50AM EDT
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Mexx Android wrote:

@Tim

Trick question. RandomMan is Gary Oak.


I doubt that a poor spin off of a Pokemon can mach my sheer awesomeness which is Gary Oak.

Jul 07, 2012 at 01:06AM EDT
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Tim the Enchanter wrote:


I doubt that a poor spin off of a Pokemon can mach my sheer awesomeness which is Gary Oak.

O RLY?

“…”

Jul 07, 2012 at 01:15AM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

O RLY?

“…”

I accept your challenge, I will start by using this new Pokemon I just caught.

Last edited Jul 07, 2012 at 02:10AM EDT
Jul 07, 2012 at 02:02AM EDT
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Congratulations!
Your METAPOD has evolved into METAPOD!

Jul 07, 2012 at 02:43AM EDT

The Frosty Lich wrote:

Pikachu, I choose you!

Hurry! Metapod! Hit him with an earthquake!!!

“metapod hits the ground and sends pikachu into a fissure”

IT WORKED!

“kicks metapod into the ocean out of excitement”

Jul 07, 2012 at 10:41AM EDT

Natsuru Springfield wrote:


He will still destroy all though….unless its a electric type, possibly dragon type..and grass type.

Last edited Jul 07, 2012 at 11:57AM EDT
Jul 07, 2012 at 11:55AM EDT
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No, Mewtwo!  I have 8 badges! Stop that!

Jul 07, 2012 at 11:59AM EDT

y’know when I had pokemon saphire
I had 5 boxes filled with oddishes, this was a year ago, Each one was named: A troll
I also made a photobucket album to remember this.


Jul 07, 2012 at 03:21PM EDT
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Ann Hiro wrote:

THATS WHAT PIPLUP GETS FOR BEING A FAGGOT

Last edited Jul 07, 2012 at 04:15PM EDT
Jul 07, 2012 at 04:14PM EDT
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404 user not found wrote:

Go Steelix!

Come at me bro.

GO BLASTOISE !!!

Jul 07, 2012 at 04:34PM EDT

Now would be a good time to point out that the woman who voiced Ash also voiced Gary’s cheerleaders.

Jul 07, 2012 at 04:51PM EDT
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Commander Tyler wrote:

Go, super saiyan Pikachu!

COME AT ME BRO !!!

uses bubblebeam

Jul 07, 2012 at 05:39PM EDT
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