I choose you, Magikarp!
Make your move, motherfucker.
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I challenge you to a pokemon battle!
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Jul 08, 2012 at 03:48PM EDT.
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Limeugly is not pleased.
tehanonymous0 wrote:
Limeugly is not pleased.
I choose you, Ditto!
Ditto, transform into Magikarp!
RandomMan wrote:
I choose you, Ditto!
Ditto, transform into Magikarp!
Quick, Magikarp! Use a splash attack!
Take that, RandomMan!
Go feebas! Hit that ditto with a powerful splash attack!
Zaratth wrote:
Go feebas! Hit that ditto with a powerful splash attack!
Thanks, bro!
Mexx Android wrote:
Thanks, bro!
No problem!
Feebas! Thats enough! Go Scizor!
Finish it off with false swipe!
I CHOOSE YOU, PSYDUCK!
Tremble before the power of my mighty Psyduck
Last edited Jul 06, 2012 at 11:59PM EDT
SCIZOR! RETURN! GO PSYDUCK!
Use Confusion!
Last edited Jul 07, 2012 at 12:00AM EDT
[Ditto has only 1 hp left]
Come back, Ditto!
Go Metapod!
RandomMan wrote:
[Ditto has only 1 hp left]
Come back, Ditto!
Go Metapod!
Eww, Magikarp! You're all sticky! Come Back!
I choose you! Other Magikarp!
RandomMan wrote:
[Ditto has only 1 hp left]
Come back, Ditto!
Go Metapod!
Erm…Psyduck! Magikarp! Come back! Go kakuna (aka samus)!!!
Oh no!! Its the opposite sex as metapod!!!
I'm your First Gym Leader.
Greninja wrote:
I'm your First Gym Leader.
Muaha! You will crumble before my mighty pokemon! I will soon be a pokemon master!
GO METAPOD!!!
HIT IT WITH A ROARING HYPER BEAM!!! Huh? You dont know it? What do you mean you DONT KNOW IT?
Trainer uses pound!
USE IT!
Arceus! Use Hyper Beam!
I choose you, Zubat! Use Supersonic!
Last edited Jul 07, 2012 at 12:28AM EDT
Shit. A Rock Type Gym Leader. Time to use some RARE candy.
`
It's kind expired but whatever!
[Feeds Magikarp the rare candy]
[Evolve!]
Uh…..
VanManner wrote:
Arceus! Use Hyper Beam!I choose you, Zubat! Use Supersonic!
NO! CHARMANDER!
Charmander: HURRR DURR DURRR
Me: "dies"
I choose you, Gengar!
Use Hypnosis!
Mexx Android wrote:
Shit. A Rock Type Gym Leader. Time to use some RARE candy.
`
It's kind expired but whatever!
[Feeds Magikarp the rare candy]
[Evolve!]
Uh…..
SCREW YOU GYARADOS! "Tackles magikarp, shoves in back, and flies away"
Zarathh wrote:
I choose you, Gengar!
Use Hypnosis!
Metapod! Learn Leer! Use leer!
Zaratth wrote:
Metapod! Learn Leer! Use leer!
Okay. Really. Stop responding to every post, man. You ain't a answering machine.
Mexx Android wrote:
Okay. Really. Stop responding to every post, man. You ain't a answering machine.
Here you go, now you can have as many answers as you want :3
No charge.
Natsuru Springfield wrote:
What? Metapod is evolving!
Wait…what?
Metapod's shell is shrinking!
WHAT IS GOING ON?
The butterfree inside is being crushed!
NO!
"Blood spills out"
"Kicks metapod out of the gym and walks out":
Well I am Gary Oak, so I win this battle by default.
You can all go crawl home and wish that you were me.
@Tim
Trick question. RandomMan is Gary Oak.
Tim the Enchanter wrote:
Well I am Gary Oak, so I win this battle by default.
You can all go crawl home and wish that you were me.
Yes master
What's going on in this thread? A hard Metapod and a splashing Magikarp?
Let me show you how a real fighhh- OH MY GOD THAT METAPOD IS BLEEDING!
The Magikarp is a wizard, I can't fight wizard Magikarps I'm out of here.
Save us Gary Oak!
Last edited Jul 07, 2012 at 12:51AM EDT
Mexx Android wrote:
@Tim
Trick question. RandomMan is Gary Oak.
I doubt that a poor spin off of a Pokemon can mach my sheer awesomeness which is Gary Oak.
Tim the Enchanter wrote:
I doubt that a poor spin off of a Pokemon can mach my sheer awesomeness which is Gary Oak.
O RLY?
"…"
Mexx Android wrote:
O RLY?
"…"
I accept your challenge, I will start by using this new Pokemon I just caught.
Last edited Jul 07, 2012 at 02:10AM EDT
Go Steelix!
Come at me bro.
Congratulations!
Your METAPOD has evolved into METAPOD!
I'm using a tentaquil
Pikachu, I choose you!
Lich wrote:
Pikachu, I choose you!
Hurry! Metapod! Hit him with an earthquake!!!
"metapod hits the ground and sends pikachu into a fissure"
IT WORKED!
"kicks metapod into the ocean out of excitement"
GO SLOWKING! He's my signature Pokémon.
Natsuru Springfield wrote:
He will still destroy all though….unless its a electric type, possibly dragon type..and grass type.
Last edited Jul 07, 2012 at 11:57AM EDT
Verbose wrote:
Okay, good, were safe.
y'know when I had pokemon saphire
I had 5 boxes filled with oddishes, this was a year ago, Each one was named: A troll
I also made a photobucket album to remember this.
Natsuru Springfield wrote:
NO! You cant run away! I WILL DO IT FOR YOU!
Ann Hiro wrote:
THATS WHAT PIPLUP GETS FOR BEING A FAGGOT
Last edited Jul 07, 2012 at 04:15PM EDT
404 user not found wrote:
Go Steelix!
Come at me bro.
GO BLASTOISE !!!
Now would be a good time to point out that the woman who voiced Ash also voiced Gary's cheerleaders.
SubjectNumber32 wrote:
GO BLASTOISE !!!
Go, super saiyan Pikachu!
Commander Tyler wrote:
Go, super saiyan Pikachu!
COME AT ME BRO !!!
uses bubblebeam