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Ey cookie, I been lookin' for your sweet chips all week, where you been? We have some unfinished business to attend to.

Turn 'round lemme see that unfinished doughy behind of yours.

Needs more Strawberry Lube

It was only a matter of time before I posted in this thread.

Jack, watch out, your ex is going to be in this thread, remember?

Is his ex a pear or something?

Ah…! No means no Glassy! All I ever feel when you do this to me is… break me apart! I try my best to be soft and warm, but every time you come and take me, I just feel wet and cold and I just fall apart…

Come on sugarchunks, don't give me that! I LOVE you!

Wait. What.

THAT COOKIE IS MINE, MOTHERFUCKER!

Yeah…It looks like she doesn't even remember me anymore.

But that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Buddy, you have NO idea just how well the cookie crumbles.

>not lemon lube

Heh, that's what you think. Back when Cookies and I dated she was still going through that white chocolate phase, and she was macadamia nuts.

ME KNOW HOW COOKIE CRUMBLE! COOKIE CRUMBLE VERY GOOD IN MOUTH!

I shouldn't be involved with this thread.

Wearing dead limes as hats…harsh…

Proceed…