Well time to find out just how shitty this is.
grabs a small alcoholic drink for this
two minutes in
Fuck this; I'm going to need all the beer to get through this.
My first gripe with this game is the voice acting. It's obvious they're using the same three people for all the voice actors. Honestly in games like this that are minimum budget I wish they would have less speaking roles rather than-
"Hey person who is totally not voiced by the same person look at this"
"See what? Do you see this other person who is totally not voiced by the same person?"
Also the shitty robotic voice. Seriously there's hundreds of free to use voice filters and you just used the first one you saw on the internet?
The inventory system is annoying. You have to unzip your backpack then grab a gun.
There is one thing I do like though; the knife. If you knife someone in the fucking head they should die. This game is one of the few single player fps games that understand this.
At least this game understands that Half-life 2 ladders were shit.
They reused Half-Life 1 assets… Seriously?
STOP TALKING! OH MY GOD! STOP TALKING! I would have preferred a game where nobody talks than listen to this.
I have a sudden appreciation for silent protagonists after this.
I have a sudden liking for shorter games after this. I would prefer a short good game than a shitty long long long long long game.
And I fell through the floor.
Honestly the concept of a zombie horde is kind of cool. Someone on the team understands the concept of zombies. Kind of wish they made a zombie game instead. The horror of zombies is their shear fucking numbers and the idea that standing and fighting is a bad idea against hordes.
I fell through the floor.
I kind of wish they introduced physics based gameplay instead of rehashing what Half-Life 2 did. Like tilt a vending machine against a door to block out enemies.
And the only amount of effort anywhere in this game was the cutscene.
Oh hello generic helicopter on the asset store #23423423
You really couldn't do a better portal effect? Seriously? Even a storm effect or something would have looked better.
PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY STOP TALKING!
That new enemy type isn't half-assed; it's quarter-assed.
I'm patriotic and all but do you really have to say "god bless america!" every two sentences?
Oh hey generic shooter #234234523523423
The ai in this is dumber than a kid on the short bus.
This game would have been so much better as just a generic zombie shooter.
My teammates are literally just standing there not moving.
Okay I know I haven't served in the military but I'm pretty sure proper military procedure for when you're completely surrounded isn't to stand out in the fucking open.
Game is frozen on loading screen.
Game still frozen.
I'm going to take a break and wait for the game to load.