Candlejack (1990)

I for one welcome our new Candlejack overlo-

Hahaha, Candlejack ft-

the problem with candlejack is the fact that no-one would know about him unless the person they heard it fro-

guys,get a life. candlejack does exist, hes just a carto…

Candlejack is still one of the funniest memes tha

Stupid Candlejack doesn’t exis-

this whole Candlejack thing is bull shi-

Candlejack is gay.

Mmmmmhmmm.

See the thing is, this is retarded. If Candlejack really were to take us, we wouldn’t even have enough time to hit the “Add Comment” bu

oh, come on! this candlejack thing i-

Gonna need more rope…

Candlejack is really similar to the hypnotoad but Candlejack is much betALL GLORY TO THE HYPN-

Why isnt Candlejack already confirmed as a meme?! Its-

lol, this candlejack thing is kinda fu-

Oh ffs, everyone knows that Candlejack doesn’t leave any da

Guys, you’re all stupid. Everyone knows Candlejack doesn’t exi

You’re not supposed to really type a hyphen because Candlejack takes you too fa

Candlejack is old.

Hello boys!

This is stupid, but i’d rather not say “candle” and “jack” together. I mean, come on, if I said Candlejack then he’d come and

Come on. I mean if Candljack really di-

Sorry, I thought I had to snee

Why does Candlejack steal boys and take them awa

Because Pedobear and Candlejack work together
OH shi-

WHAT/WHO IS /B/

This show was silly. Breaking the 4th wall and all that jazz.

I am 12 and I know what thi

No really who the hell is he? It would be easier to fear Candlejack if I knew

I think Candlejack accidentally the whole

Ironically, Candle Jack doesn’t cut anyone off in midsentence in the cartoon.

You guys should be more careful not to say CANDLEJACK! It’s dangero-

AUGHHHH! CANDLEJACK! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD! TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THE-

Candlejack is ridiculo

Oh, so that’s Cand~

Guys are the comments working on this page? They always seem to get

I still don’t know why you guys don’t get the message, Candlejack WILL become th-

I still find it really awesome when you mention both Hypnotoad and Candlejack’s names in one senteALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTO

Jamie must not get the point of the joke. You only get kidnapped if you say “Candlejack”, not just if you

For you, i’ll light a candle, Jack. And I wi

GUYS, STOP SAYING MY NAME ! I’M OUT OF ROPE !

you guys are all retards. just saying “Candle Jack” wo

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all hail the candlejack, oh wait fu

All hail the candlejack, oh wait fu

I just uploaded some more candlejack pictures an

Wait a minute, this page is cursed i have to warn the presiden-

You have to say Candlejack first or else he cant inte

you think Candlejack wou-

Think of all the brave men and women that were captured by Candlejack in the making of thi

This is so gay, candle jack is re-

wait, do you think that Candlejack is the reason that Krystal cant enjoy her san-

I didn’t know candlejack was an interne-

Candlejack is one of my favorite me

I dun like newfags in candlejack threads that use hyph

i think candlejack is a pretty cool guy, eh kidnaps people and doesnt afra-

GUYS WATCH THIS! candlejack is NOT funny it’s just dumb, and NO this comment son’t end mid-sentence and CANDLEJACK DID NOT CAPTURE ME OR ANYONE ELSE!!!!!>:(

^ Look everyone, someone from /b/.

candlejack is

while reading the entry I accidental

I CANT BELEIVE EVERYONE BELIEVES IN THIS CANDLE JACK NOSEN-

old meme is old

classic meme is classic. Everyone knows Candlejack doesn’t exist, but it’s still fun to prete

ALL HAIL HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED. THIS IS CANDLEJACK… Oh Sh

Gentlemen, Candlejack can’t get you if you give him pie.

See noth

I think Candlejack is pretty cool gu

He doesent afraid of anythi

Candlejack cannot capture me, I would just destroy the rope, then destroy him!

See? I tol

Back again, Candlejack has a really nice place, Hypnotoad is even therALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOA

What if candlejack said his own na-

Squadala-

Candlejack is actually my evil twin brother. I just thought I’d tell you guys, he recently got more rope, so be on guard. Oh, dang…

THERE’S PIE IN THE FRIDGE!!!

Ok, just bought myself some time. Just know he’s got rope and he’s not afraid to u

use it, erm, jackcandle.

i’m gonna be candlejack next hallowe-

Only I, CandleJack can post a full comment
…. SEE I TOLD YO-

Candlejack…

See? I told you guys he’s just a my

No, I said Apple Jacks, I wanted some Apple Jacks! Om nom nom nom delicious Apple Jacks. Do you think Candlejack likes to eat ap

Under the “Related” section of this Candlejack article it says: “…ends up writing “ALL GLORY THE HYPNOTOAD”.”
… are we forgetting the “TO” ? I mean come on guys, it’s Hypnotoad you’ve got to be precise. ALL GLORY TO HYPNOT

This meme is pathetic and it’s really even more pathetic that you guys all think making THE SAME JOKE ALL OVER AGAIN is at all funny. I wish Candl

You people are missing an important detail: in the video, the boy says candlejack will only come when you say his name out loud, but we’re only typing. Clearly, your argument is inva-

Weird. We say “Candle Jack” and we’re still able to add the comm

I wonder what would happen if Candlejack said Candl

Hold on a second. I don’t get it. Is Candlejack anything like thread jacki-

There is a tendency. After all, the name “jack” signals a hijack. Candlejack is this one person who would perfectly hijack a thre~

Yeah I wonder what would happen if Candlejack said Ca

Guys, you don’t have time to type – when you say his name. If this were a book and you were speaking, it would end in a -, but because we’re typing, it’s assumed that Candlejack grabs y