Crocoduck (2007)

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part of a series on Denouncing Religion

Origin

In March of 2007 former child star turned born-again fundamentalist Christian Creationist Kirk Cameron went on ABC’s Nightline to refute the theory of evolution using a rather unique hypothesis: Because there is no Crocoduck, God exists.

After having his theory discredited, Cameron appeared on Bill O’Rielly’s show to prove that since there is no cross between a duck and a crocodile, evolution must not exist.

On May 11th, the subject reached Metafilter.

On May 13th 2007, Urbandictionary user Naton created the first defintion.

“One of the most prominant icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispeling all arguements in favour of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.”

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On May 12th, 2007 knev123 created the first Crocoduck YTMND.

That month, another five Crocoduck YTMND’s were made ranging in views between about 400 up to nearly 20,000.

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8 Comments

Blah-tan
Sep 13, 2009 at 02:38AM UTC , Blah-tan wrote:

LOL When he slams down the crocoduck the theory it just lost all its seriousness.

Cooper Smith
Sep 13, 2009 at 03:02AM UTC , Cooper Smith wrote:

ugh, i wish he hadn’t of done that!

BlakFenix
Sep 20, 2009 at 04:04PM UTC , BlakFenix wrote:

The WOTM guys can come up with some really ridiculous stuff. The banna proves gawd done it, the lack of a crcoduck proves “darwinists” are goin ta hell. I’m glad the interwebz have captured ahold this. lol

Kirk Cameron = fail.

If you want real discussion on evolution than watch Thunderf00t on YouTube.

Poods
Oct 19, 2009 at 09:24PM UTC , Poods wrote:

LMAO @ urban dictionary definition.

Also, he obviously knows nothing about evolution and is just making a fool out of himself.

Codell
Oct 25, 2009 at 05:29AM UTC , Codell wrote:

Teehee, but both crocodiles and ducks have scales (birds, on their legs), lay eggs, have common bone arrangements; therefore they are more alike than he thinks.

devadatta
Oct 29, 2009 at 02:16PM UTC , devadatta wrote:

I expected the Benny Hills tune to the Spore video. :(

Jasoco
Nov 29, 2009 at 05:40AM UTC , Jasoco wrote:

I like the “I’d rather go to Hell than go to Heaven and worship a megalomaniac creator.” and “If everything has a creator, what created God.” They didn’t seem to have a response for that.

skeletonman
Feb 05, 2010 at 09:02AM UTC , skeletonman wrote:

Wasn’t there a crocodile fossil they found recently that had a duck-like snout?

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