Jesus - bad luck jesus

What? What clubs are closed on Christmas? They're all having huge Christmas parties, Jesus could make a second coming and grind until he dies again.

In my city, cinema and self-service pizza (among other places you have to read the fine print, like the lambada steakhouse) are free on your birthday. >tfw no paying friend to bring together even if you offer to pay them

I was always told I was lucky to be born in november, meaning three months of gifts together (Children's day, birthday and christmas). Reality was "We'll wrap all festivities in a single gift… if you're a good boy".

Now I can rip in peace knowing those people born at Dec 25 and Feb 29 have it worse by default.