And the meme of March 2025 goes to …

Bombardiro Crocodilo, un fottuto alligatore volante che vola e bombardira a bambini! The series of Italian brainrot vids that marry AI-generated animals meshed with fruit, household objects and advanced military weaponry with bizarre narrations in Italian have been everywhere on TikTok for the past month, with notable examples including the Tralalero Tralala shark and his fresh Nikes, probably delicious Chimpanzini Bananini, and, of course, winged Bombardiro Crocodilo flying with a murderous intent. A top meme for everyone who enjoys to cooka da pizza once in a while, Italian Brainrot reigns supreme this month with 19.5 percent of total votes.

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Ashton Hall's Morning Routine

If you're still not waking up at 3:50 am every morning to get a banana peel facial, take three to four face baths in ice-cold mineral water, and then hover in the air for about four minutes at around half past seven, you must be one of the few who still haven't seen the notorious Ashton Hall's morning routine video that went nuclear on X this March. The fitness influencer's strict morning regime was so outlandish for an average 4HL human being that it got turned into a meme faster than you can say "Saratoga". Ashton Hall's morning routine snags second place on our poll with 15.5 percent of your votes.

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— Tips For Men – Fashion | Essentials | Luxury (@tipsformenx) March 20, 2025

J.D. Vance Photoshops

You've heard of rare Pepes, now get ready for rare Vances! Launched by edits of J.D. Vance's official portrait back in 2024 and some babyface edits that made Vance's babyface even babyfacier, the meme moved up several gears this March as it was propelled by Vance employing kindergarten tactics and throwing a "Have you said thank you once?" at Ukrainian President Volodymir Zelenskyy. There have been so many edits that some people joked (?) they couldn't remember what Vance actually looked like. 13 percent of total votes get Rare Vances third place on our poll this month.

March 2025 Meme Drought

If you think that this month's poll had enough options to choose from, think again: by the common consensus, March 2025 was the time of The Great Meme Drought, the Great Depression era of meme history. However, as it often happens, everything went Millhouse pretty quickly as the purported meme drought itself became a meme on TikTok, with users sharing their stories of living through it and surviving the best they can. It might not have been real, but we'll pretend it was anyway: the 2025 meme drought gets fourth place with nine percent of total votes.

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Don't Cry, Little Monster

Rounding off our top five, we have Don't Cry, Little Monster, a fantastic clip from DreamWorks Animation's Monsters vs. Aliens in which B.O.B. gets force-fed copious amounts of carrot puree against his will. B.O.B.'s inability to communicate his displeasure with the lackluster menu to General Monger, who didn't stop to think that the little guy didn't love the puree too much, reminded mememakers of the ways companies sometimes treat their fandoms, forcing stuff that they really, really don't want upon them. B.O.B.'s tears over tons of carrot puree earned 6.5 percent of total votes, just enough to place fifth.

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— SwagKirb (@Swag_K1RBY) March 10, 2025

And now for the memes that didn't have quite enough people's love to place higher and therefore will have to settle for an honorarily mention: in places six and onwards we have My Name Is David from that one FNaF mimic song (5.5%), Omni-Man Are You Sure? brainrot (5.5%), shamelessly but flawlessly copying Studio Ghibli's style with AI (5%), the pure female supremacy of Down Boy! Arf! (5%), getting eight free pizzas (3.5%), the notorious Millennial Burger Place – you know the one (3%), calling Patrick Subaru and SpongeBob Pagani (3%), the audiovisual delight of Don't Touch My Pizza (2.5%), an entire army of Invincible War OCs (1.5%), getting brainwashed of that thing (1%), and lastly Chinese scientist Jiankui He and his gene experiments (1%).