THE GAME (1977)

added May 17, 2009 at 04:57AM UTC

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You’ve just lost The Game.

About

The Game is one of the simplest distortions of game logic ever invented; by which simply thinking about The Game causes one to lose.

Due to the futility and inevitable loss, The Game could be viewed as a statement of the human condition; that is to say, humankind’s struggle against fundamental laws of nature. THE GAME results in a double negative scenario where trying to not do something is the catalyst for said event.

Origins

THE GAME was invented in 1977 by members of the Cambridge University Science Fiction Society (CUSFS) who would regularly meet at the Horse and Groom pub (Kings Street, Cambridge, UK) to drink and discuss game theory.

From losethegame.com


The members of CUSFS assert that the creation of The Game was a collective effort, but Nigel Goldenfeld and Mark Haslett were probably the most responsible for releasing it into the public. The CUSFS 1977 collective includes:

  • Dr Nigel Goldenfeld – “What’s scary about all this is that it took so long for it to take over the world.”
  • Mark Haslett – “We did not realise what a viral concept it was and I continue to lose from time to time now 30 years on.”
  • Philip Brice – “The idea developed of a game in which you didn’t know you were competing in until you weren’t.”
  • Dr Nick Lowe – “Our meetings are still punctuated, and often opened, with the words ‘Gah! I lose.’”
  • Dr Richard Pinch

Online Apperance

The first known appearance of THE GAME online was on Paul Taylor of West Midland’s blog in 2002.

A major contributing factor to this meme’s virability is the simplicity of its execution. Simply saying “THE GAME” instantly causes everyone within earshot to lose. Whether they are aware that they are playing or not, they have now thought about The Game. Similar behaviour can be observed in a multitude of scenarios because there is always that one person out there who enjoys screwing with other’s minds.

Other Responses

A niche execution of THE GAME has come into being in the form of non sequiturers. Essentially a story will be posted where the only goal will be to capture the reader’s attention. At the end of the story however, the true goal is revealed

Example:


You will never believe what happened to me this morning! I was waking up and doing my morning routine, eat breakfast, take a shower, brush my teeth, that sort of thing. When I was about to get changed, I saw something in my window that looked a little strange. I went to look and there he was, a man was staring through my window on a ladder!

Just as soon as he knew I saw him he started climbing down the ladder and I ran for the door outside. On my way out I grabbed the bat I keep under my bed. When I got outside I saw him running down my block and I began chasing after him. We ran for nearly 10 minutes and reached some woods. Then from there we ran another 15 until I lost sight of him.

Lost, in the middle of the woods, chasing a peeping Tom. I knew something like this could only happen to me.

The search seemed over when a bit deeper in the woods I heard the man scream. I ran out there and saw him sitting on the ground a good distance away from me. As I got closer I could see he had gotten his foot stuck in a bear trap! Actually I’m not so sure it was a bear trap because it was a bit smaller but you get the point. I walked up to him with my bat and said the sweetest one liner I could think up on the spot.

“Game over fucker” and I hit him in the face with my bat. He began to sob a bit as he held his bleeding nose, but to my surprise he began to laugh. This startled me so I hit him again and said “what’s funny faggot!” and he said, “read the first word of all the last paragraphs.”

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40 Comments

Dave Davidson
May 17, 2009 at 04:21PM UTC , Dave Davidson wrote:

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Jamie Dubs
May 18, 2009 at 01:35PM UTC , Jamie Dubs wrote:

Your extensive documentation of said game has caused me to lose it

Longcat
May 18, 2009 at 05:41PM UTC , Longcat wrote:

Goddamn The Game. God damn it!

foxdie
May 19, 2009 at 07:06AM UTC , foxdie wrote:

Thankfully I’ve been fully inoculated against the game, thanks to xkcd. http://xkcd.com/391/

james
May 19, 2009 at 07:21PM UTC , james wrote:

does anyone else find xkcd a bit pretentious?

foxdie
May 22, 2009 at 05:26AM UTC , foxdie wrote:

Nope. But I’m a computer scientist so I get most of his obscure CS/math jokes. Some stuff still flies over my head. I hate when people say things are pretentious, because they usually mean, “it’s way too often about things I don’t really understand portrayed in a way where I should understand.” Lol…

Dave Davidson
May 22, 2009 at 03:07PM UTC , Dave Davidson wrote:

The only thing is, you can’t “not” play.

Everyone in the world is playing, whether they know it or not.

It is only when they become aware they are playing when the torture begins.

Therefore, that AI’s assessment is incorrect.

Also, cawks.

Elbirn
Jun 24, 2009 at 07:38PM UTC , Elbirn wrote:

The “Artificial Intelligence Conclusion” section isn’t true at all. that’s lifted verbatim from the movie “WarGames”.

and oddly enough, we can thank xkcd for me discovering this.

http://xkcd.com/601/

read that comic, did some googling, found it out, remembered this page, came back, posted comic like the good little obedient nerd I am, and…yeah. there you go.

dan WHY!!!!
Jul 31, 2009 at 12:45AM UTC , dan WHY!!!! wrote:

It’s a good thing I don’t think about the game………… AW SHIT!

dan WHY!!!!
Jul 31, 2009 at 12:46AM UTC , dan WHY!!!! wrote:

It’s a good thing I don’t think about the game………… AW SHIT! I LOST! (p.s. u did 2)

William Brayton
Aug 05, 2009 at 12:06AM UTC , William Brayton wrote:

I’m gonna be a lul killer but isn’t it overkill to force people into it?

Marten
Aug 13, 2009 at 09:10AM UTC , Marten wrote:

Well, since you can’t really win it, the most you can gain of it is probably to become the biggest loser – you know, remind yourself of it like every 30mins or so, do tha epic fail… ;) Cuz that is kind of a win…

Jostin Asuncion
Aug 15, 2009 at 03:41AM UTC , Jostin Asuncion wrote:

Damn… I just lost the game… Well, at least I’m not the only one! X3

34GET
Aug 24, 2009 at 07:01AM UTC , 34GET wrote:

i guess this meme can be called a “oldfag”?

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

steam-bot
Sep 06, 2009 at 10:48PM UTC , steam-bot wrote:

^i smell a newfag……

PTL
Sep 14, 2009 at 10:32PM UTC , PTL wrote:

The game ended the day Billy Mays died. Billy Mays and the Game are directly connected, one cannot exist without the other.

fgsdgs
Sep 16, 2009 at 05:33PM UTC , fgsdgs wrote:

the game is over. someone rolled for it a week or three ago, and the got it. so its officially over.

billymoejoe
Oct 05, 2009 at 01:51AM UTC , billymoejoe wrote:

There is a way to never lose the game, while still being free to remember it. The secret is double-think. For those of you who haven’t read 1984, double-think is accepting two contradictory beliefs as true at the same time. For this application, one believes in the rules of the game, yet also believes that one never thinks about it; even when one is speaking about the game, remembers it, etc. Basically, it’s a very advanced form of denial. Mastering this technique allows you to win by becoming immune to losing the game.

Shadowfury
Oct 05, 2009 at 06:17AM UTC , Shadowfury wrote:

@billymoejoe: Just because you don’t believe you are thinking about the game, doesn’t mean you’re not. If you do, in fact, think about the game, despite what your personal beliefs are, you’ve still lost.
Don’t get me wrong, I know what you’re talking about, and I utilize this technique daily, but it just doesn’t apply here.

PTL
Oct 05, 2009 at 11:20PM UTC , PTL wrote:

I’ve ESCAPED the game! I’m free!

Hector Hessy
Oct 13, 2009 at 07:57PM UTC , Hector Hessy wrote:

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Penguin Crossing
Oct 21, 2009 at 02:59AM UTC , Penguin Crossing wrote:

Well’p, I’m just gonna say some words that have nothing to do with any of this. Turkey, Ham, Elephant. Guy, Apple, Mall, Elf. (don’t look at the beginning letters of each word)

MorganInYourPants
Nov 06, 2009 at 04:34PM UTC , MorganInYourPants wrote:

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candygoth87
Nov 09, 2009 at 09:15AM UTC , candygoth87 wrote:

so even though once you are aware of “The Game” you lose and everyone around you does too…unless they are aware of what “the game” is they don’t really lose because your the creeper yelling at everyone “HEY YOU JUST LOST THE GAME” …making non aware “gamers” winners…but now I’m..aware.of the…gam- FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU D:<

pokecatchsoul
Nov 09, 2009 at 01:45PM UTC , pokecatchsoul wrote:

thug aim thu gaim the game

sh*t

pokecatchsoul
Nov 09, 2009 at 01:47PM UTC , pokecatchsoul wrote:

penguin! you just lost the game!
(same with the one below me. this is copypasta)

Penguin Crossing
Nov 09, 2009 at 11:23PM UTC , Penguin Crossing wrote:

Even the TV loses the game…which reminds me…FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Emerelds5 Hay
Nov 14, 2009 at 03:58PM UTC , Emerelds5 Hay wrote:

I hate you when people say They Won the game or there is a way to win the game. One reason, RULE 1 -YOU CANNOT WIN THE GAME. SIMPLE AS THAT

pokecatchsoul
Nov 15, 2009 at 11:58AM UTC , pokecatchsoul wrote:

emeralds! wrong! if you forget the game completly, you won the game and you must not know it

Waffle Fry
Nov 19, 2009 at 03:53PM UTC , Waffle Fry wrote:

I hate it when people come up to me and say, “You lost!”
STUPID GAME

jl33068
Dec 03, 2009 at 02:44AM UTC , jl33068 wrote:

I hate that damn game…
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Steven R.
Dec 17, 2009 at 11:31PM UTC , Steven R. wrote:

james won the game.

Mellow
Dec 27, 2009 at 11:29PM UTC , Mellow wrote:

bump <3

paniq
Jan 07, 2010 at 03:53PM UTC , paniq wrote:

Apparently, when not thinking of the game, there is a high chance of winning. It is a gift others can give you by not telling you about it.

Katee Pacho
Feb 03, 2010 at 01:33AM UTC , Katee Pacho wrote:

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- TT~TT

thevinnler
Feb 06, 2010 at 02:48AM UTC , thevinnler wrote:

I lost again!

X(

MemeDEnigma
Feb 15, 2010 at 07:07PM UTC , MemeDEnigma wrote:

I won.

Vlad
Mar 08, 2010 at 12:18AM UTC , Vlad wrote:

ARGH!!!! I LOST AGAIN!
NO! NO! NO! WHY! WHY! WHY! HOW! HOW! HOW!

BoctorRodotnik
Mar 19, 2010 at 10:46PM UTC , BoctorRodotnik wrote:

WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

g!nger 4 l!fe
Mar 20, 2010 at 09:59PM UTC , g!nger 4 l!fe wrote:

EMAG EHT

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