Gravity Falls - "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings"

Bill was never able to go back to reality. Becoming a life form between mineral and . . . triangle(?), he sits for eternity deep in the forest of Gravity Falls. Being unable to die, even though he wished for it, Bill eventually stopped thinking; especially when the people decided to put up a sign on him reading "Dog Crap Goes Here".

Looks kinda real, there may be a Bill statue out there somewhere.