Nintendo - The new zapper gun looks great

?: [Sees thugs beating up an old man] Hey, if you degenerates want a fight. Why don’t you come over here!
Thug 1: [Comes toward Young Vigilantly along with Thug 2] [Pulls out knife] Okay punk we’re here. What you got to play with.
Thug 2: [Pulls out Monkey Wrench] Yeah, you want get messed up so badly. You must have something if you want to tussle with us.
?: …Okay [pulls out Zapper]
[Thugs burst out laughing]
Thug 1: Are you freaking kidding, what did you came here to do play fucking Duck Hunt?
Thug 2: Kid, while your in Hell. Remember never to bring a toy gun to a ally fight. Lets get’em
[Thugs charge after our hero]
?: He, who said this was a toy
[Vigilanty cuts down two of the thugs in seconds]
[Viglanty walks toward old man and gives him back his money]
Old man: who..who are you?
?:[Removes hat]…Nester.