RWBY - Being a GM is suffering

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Anonymous Wed Dec 25 2013 23:17:26 No.57313975 Quoted By >>5731 4095 >>573 14135 >>573 1 4496 Report Have you guys tried to play as RWBY character in a tabletop RPG? Anonymous Wed Dec 25 2013 23:21:38 No.57314095 Report >>57313975 >Giant bird monster encounter AM GOING TO RAM THAT BIRD INTO A MOUNTAIN AND DECAPITATE IT >GM's like sure why the f--- not NATURAL 20 Anonymous Wed Dec 25 2013 23:23:22 No.57314135 Report Quoted By>57314222 >57313975 In a RWBY tabletop game or just in any game in particular? Anonymous Wed Dec 25 2013 23:26:53 No.57314222 Report 57314135 Any game Anonymous Wed Dec 25 2013 23:37:43 No.57314496 Report Quoted By >>57314667>>57314703> 57315122>>57316649 57313975 GM: Alright guys, what do you got Player 1:I made a little girl with a sniper scythe GM: What? A sniper scythe? Player 2: I made a slightly older girl with a magical rapier Player 3: I made a catgirl with a really complicated weapon that I can only describe with a drawing GM: What the hell is that? A knife boomerang gun whip sword? Can't you just pick one? Player 3: No, also I have the most dark backstory Player 1:I have a dark and tragic backstory but I am completely adorable Player 4: I made a busty blonde who punches s--- up with shotgun gauntlets, also I'm Ruby's sister Player 1: Your character looks nothing like me, not even the same last name Player 4 So? Player 1: Do you understand how siblings work? GM: Alright, so basically everyone rolled teenage girls with impractical weapons? Each with tragic backstories? Player 4: I didn't write a backstory! Player 2: I don't really have a tragic story I'm just rich. Player 3: I probably won't like you then. Player 1: I want to be rich girls best friend Player 2: Good luck, my character is kind of a bitch GM: H-------- let's just start already Anonymous Wed Dec 25 2013 23:44:14 No.57314667 Report Quoted By5731470357314909 > 57315122> 57316649 >>57314496 GM: Alright, so you guys will be the second group in this adventure P5: What is the adventure? I lost my copy of the outline GM: Teenage monster hunting academy. It's full of teenage girls and impractical combination weapons P5: Right, I just made a generic sword and shield fighter GM: Thank f------ god. Somebody sane P6: I made an amazon with a spear that turns into a gun and a shield that she can throw P7: I made martial arts fighter with gunknives who is dark and cool and mysterious and edgy and has great hair and GM: Dear god, what about you? P8: I smash! GM: Alright, fine, sword guy your in charge of this team. P5: Wait what? In charge? I still don't even understand this setting GM: join the club Anonymous Wed Dec 25 2013 23:53:07 No.57314909 Report Quoted By >>57316649 >57314667 GM: you are under attack, there is a giant bird and a giant scorpion both trying to kill you Nora: I pull out my grenade launcher GM: You don't have a grenade launcher you have a hammer Nora: I pull out my hammer which turns into a grenade launcher GM: Jesus christ why do I even try Nora: I fire heart shaped grenades at the bird GM: Why not, sure you attack the bird with heart shape grenades. GM: The bird is flying straight towards you. Yang: I jump into it's mouth. GM: Why Yang: Because! GM: Fine, you jump into it's mouth. Yang: I punch it in the throat GM: Of course you do. Jaune: We need to get across this ridiculously big gap Nora: I smash the bridge and catapult him across GM: Wait what? Jaune: Yeah that seems a little too dangers Nora: I catapult him with my hammer! GM: Fine, you catapult him across now you are falling as you have nothing to stand on anymore Nora: I stand on my hammer and ride it across GM: You know I don't even care anymore Nora: Oh yeah and I'm saluting GM: Whatever Ruby: I have a plan, we are going to slingshot me at the giant bird, I'm going to run vertically up the cliff and decapitate the giant bird GM: jesus christ. You need a 19 or higher for that Ruby: Natural 20! GM: Son of a bitch Ren: My character collapses because he is too tired after single handedly killing the giant snakes with his bare hands. GM: For the last time that never f------ happened Nora: I can vouch, I was hanging upside down from a tree the entire time GM: Why am I even here? Anonymous Thu Dec 26 2013 00:03:04 No.57315122 Report Quoted By5731532857316649 >>57314496 57314667 >Yang's player is some perverted dude too busy describing his characters breasts to actually make his character do anything interesting Blake's player is SJW who constantly tries to bring oppression into everything she does and acts all high and mighty about it. Also, a furry Ruby's player his the Little sister of Yang's, brought into to fill up space even though she knows next to nothing about tabletops, always making speeches about love and friendship >Weiss's is the one exasperated player who tried to pick a normal weapon and not be annoying. Already sick of Ruby's for being a s----- player and Blake's for being all "muh racis... uh, I mean, faunus oppression" That poor GM Anonymous Thu Dec 26 2013 00:12:26 No.57315328 Report 57315122 Being a GM is suffering

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May 27, 2016 at 09:39AM EDT

Hm. Usually my games go different to that. In my last one, I played a politician in the fictional land of "America". I had absolutely no clue what I was doing, but luckily I kept on rolling natural 20's every time. I kept on saying the dumbest stuff possible, but the "public" just kept on voting for me anyway! I think I called my character "Donald Trump", if I remember rightly (Yes, I know that's kind of like putting in a name like "John Victory", but I was tired and couldn't think of anything).

Anyway, the game got weird at the end where [Censored by the Time Police, to be released to the public on November 8th]. Seriously, Yang pretty much just threw her hand in the air and refused to play another game with me after that.

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