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Ok so I was looking for historical slang terms for penis (gotta be era-accurate when writing vintage d--- jokes) and I came across....something ang PE 1971 some linguist compiled a literal timeline of genitalia slang-a c--- compendium, if you wll- that dates back all the way to the f------ 13th CENTURY. This m----------- tracked the evolution of erection etymology through 800+ years, because if he doesn't do it, who else will? Thank you for your service, Johnathon Green Some of my favorites include Shaft of Delight (1700s) Womb Sweeper (1980s) Master John Goodfellow (1890s) Nimble-Wimble (1650s) e Corporal Love (1930s) Staff of Life (1880s Spindle (1530s) As good as ever twanged (1670s e Gaying Instrument (1810s) Beef Torpedo (1980s) and last but not least, the first recorded use of the word Schlong, which was in 1865 CE. Tag yourself, l'm Nimble Wimble And are the lovely ladies feeling left out? not to worry! Johnathon's got you covered, gals, because he also made one for vaginas. Highlights Mrs. Fubb's Parlor (1820s) Poontang (1950s) Spunk Box (1720s) Ringerangroo (1930s) Ineffable (1890s) Itching Jenny (1890s) Carnal Mantrap (1890s - a busy decade apparently) Bookbinder's Wife (1760s) Rough Malkin (1530s) Socket (1460s) and a personal favorite, crinkum-crankum, circa approximately 1670

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May 28, 2018 at 04:20PM EDT

Just think, back in 1820 everybody had to keep their gaying instrument in Mrs. Fubb's Parlor and could scarcely allow it to be seen.

We've come a long way.

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Okay, I was a teen during the 1980s, I'm pretty sure I never heard anyone say, "Womb Sweeper" or "Beef Torpedo". I have read the term "Poontang" but I'm pretty sure I wasn't time-traveling through the 1950s at the time, I think it was just some very verbose porn from the 1980s, coincidentally enough.

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