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Customer: "Do you have bread?"

Convenience store owner: "No."

Customer: "But isn't this a convenience store? All of these sell bread even if it's not the only thing they're known for selling."

Owner: "well too bad, go buy it somewhere else lol, you can literally find bread anywhere else on the vast country"