The Crusades - getting tired of their b-------

> Be Turk.
> Defeat Byzantines in battle of Manzikert.
> Incite Crusades.
> Crusaders start wars with Egyptian Muslims.
> Slowly take over Anatolia while Crusaders are distracted with Egypt.
> Become Ottoman empire and conquer Egyptians.
> create cupcake brand called 'topkek'.
> use as reaction to this post.

Imagine getting so mad your turban teleports into another dimension