Resident Evil / Biohazard - Pampering him

LEON, YOU DETESTOSTERONED SLUT! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO RELAX, THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE HAS NOT BEEN SECURED YET! CLAIRE DOES NOTHING ALL DAY BUT GIVE A BATH TO HER CATS, LEON. IT'S A FUCKING TRAGEDY. DON'T YOU THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU TOOK A BATH, ONLY THE THREE OF YOU? YOU, HER, AND THE HORNY ELEPHANT IN THE BATHROOM? GET TO IT, FUCKBOY, OR YOU WILL KNOW JUST HOW PAINFUL A SHOULDER CAN BE!

This will never not be funny to me.