Dafuq - "No god in particular..."

Believe it or not, this is an actual pumpkin harvested from the Gardner estate after the 1882 meteorite crash. Unfortunately, the meteorite seemed to have negatively affected the Gardners, and the estate became nothing more than dead trees and a desolate home. There also seems to be some strange colors emerging from the well, but that's none of my concerns.

This looks like an image you'd see if you googled "vegan octopus".