Kingdom Hearts - It's times like this when I remember that xion is technically sora's and kairi's daughter, and the sora and kairi are still sixteen

In a previous post of mine I said that 3D was my breaking point. The twist just being goddamn Inception and trowing a wrench in the cogs by introducing motherfucking time travel to the story except in this metaphor of mine it's more like trowing a whole quantum computer in an unnecessarily complicated indoors wind turbine powering a fan that blows into the turbine and the engineer is caveman trying to learn how to properly make a bow without even what arrows are.
Love this series, can we have Aqua in seashell bikini singing karaoke with the Jamaican lobster?

Kingdom hearts stops making sense if you think about it a lot or if you think about it a little, the point is that it's nonsense and don't think about it.