My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Image #291,968

Okay, as a message to Unknown, Madpony, Pyro, and all the others:
WE ARE NOT PRIZES TO BE FOUGHT OVER
WE decide who gets us. WE decide who we want. Not you, not the shippers, US. Me, Celestia, Luna, and Chrysalis are tired of your constant bickering over who we belong to. We belong to ourselves, not to a bunch of nerds at computers. Now, I will discuss this with the others, and I will tell you who gets who. In the meantime, don't argue. You will be imprisoned in a dimension without light, an endless darkness that will consume your soul……