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Name Rawhide Kobayashi ( send an email) Age 27 Country Japan Hobby BBQ sauce, Cowboy hats, being Rawhide Posted: September 24, 2011 ( Saturday) Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting my craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and the Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well, I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% when I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond sh me Tuck in America No. 26884

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THE 25 TYPES OF ANIME CLUBBERS The Math/Science Clubber The Landwhale The ADHD Kid Yellow Fever "Love your facebook pic, AE7th. You look The Teacher "HERE COME's TROUL ELOL" "Ne! Ne! Guess what? The captain of the football team TOTALLY LOOKED ME! KIIII "F--- chemistry, its shows like Inuyasha that really "Hey I'm going to step out for a minute, will you kids be okay by yourselves?" make you THINK. Assumes himself to be the "class clown", when Physics is just not intellectually stimulating for him, Keep him away from the asian girls. Japanese, Sports an enormous ego and believes that everything that happens in the universe connects to her in some way. They generally try to be funny Known to have catchphrases such as "sigh" and actually, he's incredibly obnoxious. Can't play sports to save his life and his grades are so Chinese, Filipino, Burmese, if they look even remotely asian, he will bother them until no end. but anime provides all of the cartoon entertainment "Why am I here?" Babysitting the anime club is his childhood was deprived of. His powerlevel may known by teachers to be the only punishment bad that teachers use letters after F. He has no be low, but it doesn't matter because he really just to hide the fact that no man will ever love her. At worse than the Special Needs class. Talking to His only white friends are people that also have strengths and so he retreats to the fantasy an asian fetish. Normally, he doesn't say much, but in the presence of the master race, he goes into super kawaii mode. wants the nonthreatening company of nerds like best, jocks will ironically f--- her on hog night. At worst, people will ask her how she managed to fit through the doorway. him about anything, regardless of whether its world where the wacky and random are just him. However, anime clubbers aren't nerds because anime, is not advised. the norm. nerds are known to be smart. The Random (Un)funny Girl "I live in a world of jump-ropes and sammiches ^_" The Delusional Fanfic Girl The Narutard The Ladies Man Gaiafag "Me love Ka-ta-maaaa-ri "And l'll make them pay. THEY WILL ALL PAY." "derp" "Nice magic trick huh? Now, how about we go see the new Harry Potter movie together." Every school has at least one of these bipolar morons. Her goofy, overtly racist, anime Japanese-girl attitude is known to the entire school. Teachers hate to read Those Japanese guys are so suave, they know exactly the way to a girl's heart. American guys just don't get me; they want one of those fake, bitchy cheerleaders. That's not me, I'm beautiful in my own Can name every single character of Naruto in order of appearance and can recite entire episodes verbatim, yet Their manner is unpredictable and always painfully unfunny. Biting and humping your leg are just her way of saying "GOD I AM A COMIC GENIUS" but if you The opposite of the Decent Girl, except that he actually likes anime. In addition to his "expansive" can't remember how many feet are in a yard. Jocks like her essays BCUZ THEI LOOK likey THIZA A <3-- anime knowledge, he also sports a wide range of other skills, such as: counting to 10 in five She is the sole reason why teachers no longer allow to flip him off and laugh at their reflection in his p---- deflector. Believes that saying names of attacks in broken Japanese with a borderline racist accent makes him cool. take it as a sign that she wants to f---, she'll scream and flip the f--- out. They are also unpredictable as in mood swings. One day she's singing and dancing and the next, she's cutting herself and screaming at the first person to imply that her life "hasn't been hard". people to hook up their iPods during study time. She's obsessed with bishies yet, not yaoi because that's against her religion. Finds herself attracted to way and so are my poetry. One day l'll go to Japan and show my anime drawings and Kingdom Hearts languages, saying the alphabet backwards, and knowing all four verses of The Star Spangled Banner. crossover fanfics and win the heart of the Japanese Whatever it takes to get their attention. boy of my dreams. her fugly anime friends, not because no boy feels comfortable around her, but because of her pent up frustration due to her fear of m-----------. Decent Girl I do The Ninja *This bottle is precious to me. I drink out of it every Bella from Twilight The Trevor Green Day Forever "What are we watching? They all do that random unfunny girl stuff. Just try to blend in best you can." "F--- off, just because my boyfriend can't kick your as." (thinking) "Ah s---, I forgot to buy brake fluid." "Tool is the greatest band in existence." day. My dad had to take out a loan so we could buy it." Because she looks passably attractive and kind of cute in a way, everyone wonders "how in the hell did she wind up here?" Truth is, her powerlevel is pretty low and is actually hopelessly desperate for sex. Known by frat boys as "The Trevastator", he's For being a master of stealth, the Ninja really stands Have you ever noticed the unattractive guy and girl Nobody appreciates his superior taste in music out. Overweight, smells like s---, and obnoxiously that were just hopelessly in love with one another so just hanging out here because his friend is giving him a ride home later. At first glance he so he goes to hang out with the only people in loud, being poor has really taken a toll on his sanity. The ninja has no fashion sense whatsoever, just throwing on a garb of beanies, chains, sweatshirts, much that it was creepy as f---? Sitting in the hall, holding hands, head on his shoulder, silently whispering "you are my everything". She lays on his lap and he strokes her hair. They place their foreheads the school that would give even half a s--- looks to suffer from Downs the most, he's about it. He'll do whatever he can to bring an actually too cool to be hanging out here. Has Being plain, she was ignored by the hot guys and so anime discussion back to Linkin Park and of no opinion on anime one way or the other, nor she decides to go for a place known for its 100% armbands, rings, and whatever else makes him look course, "the right way" to do an AMV. success rate. She wants you and has fingered herself to you f------ her senseless. She's just taking some time to know her prey. does he care about anime fans. The Trev just like a goth that can't afford to shop at Hot Topic. together and just stare at one another for like five Usually picks on elementary schoolers on the bus to make himself feel powerful. minutes straight. Every school has a couple like that. And you know what they all have in common? They doesn't give a f---. never have sex. Black Weeaboo "My dad beats me when I listen to J-Pop." Craving Attention "I even brought a f------ panda bear, JUST Japanese Teacher "To restore my family's honour..I must do this... Just dropping by to see what this "Japan Club" is all about, I'm happy people are taking an interest in my Shasta Downs Syndrome Kid "Who needs love when you've got God, friends, and family?" "Where did he go George? Where did he go?" F------ TALK TO ME." Hey kids, this girl's name is Katie, say hi Katie. I Being asian is like a step up from being black, so Her life is nothing but pain and suffering and being ugly doesn't help, but she always manages to pull through with a positive attitude. Every day she tells tearful stories about overcoming adversity, like Says absolutely nothing and just kind of exists. heard about your little club and how you guys its not hard to understand the appeal. Secretly, she's begging to join in the fun but for talk about cartoons and your little trips to country's culture.. Well there's a lot of kids that some reason, wants to be invited first. She dresses flunked my class and it smells really bad in here. Oh, that poor teacher, now I know what that bet was about in the Teacher's Lounge. Japan. I think it would be best for Katie to make up and brings shitloads of anime merchendise just some friends that are more like her. Here Katie, being too short to get on a roller coaster or praying for her mom to get over her mild fever. she can feel like she belongs there without having you can go draw with the big boys, don't worry, they can't hurt you. to actually know anybody. Despite her huge desire to talk, she rarely says anything when given Anybody with a name that reminds you of a soda is going to be trouble. the oppurtunity. Deep Philosophical Guy Wheelchair Autistic Fat Cheerleader Anonymous Wannabe Hitler *I'm not saying I'm the smartest guy in the world, just one of them." "You guys accept me for who I am." "God, these girls will NEVER find a good man." "We do not forgive, we do not forget." "My club, my rules." Every cheerleading team has that one ugly girl that is treated like s---, but it never gets to her because she made it to the top of the High Man-t--- and ponytail are tell-tale signs of this It doesn't matter if you have a club President, this First of all, low level anime f--- don't even like 4chan, they don't even understand the genius of Being in a wheelchair, this anime fan faces real pretentious moron. He thinks he's some kind of prophet and the Philosophy Dept. hates him If adversity every day, like "Which shirt should I wear!" Was kicked out of the paraplegic a------ holds the real power. You just don't understand that your tastes are inferior to his and you guys should only do what he wants to do, One Piece, which by the way, almost universally School girl food chain, now she just needs to make some friends. Eventually it occurs to her only they would just accept that Death Note is agreed to be the greatest anime ever made. They only like to watch boring baka crap like Bartender. Like seriously!? A bartender, they made an anime about THAT!!? I bet you don't community because they were sick of hearing more philosophical than John Stuart Mill. The and watch what he wants to watch. Only in a club full of autistic retards would whining work about how intellectually stimulating Yu-Gi-Oh is. that she needs to join a group of girls to look worst of these have some sort of pretentious His room is a mess of anime goods and has sex toys despite not being able to masturbate. better by comparison. Of course, she just looks nickname like "Kazatka, the Crimson Sky" and anyway so he uses this to his advantage. He doesn't care if he looks childish, the ends justifies the means. And so help you god if you actually like some fat anime fan. you will address him as such. And don't get me even play Gaia, just stop trying to act all started on Neckbeards. "edgey" and watch Bleach with us. do elect him for President.
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